This place needs a new fun thread

[Guest]

Re: This one is sick, but I like it LOL

A guy sits down in a Cafe and asks for the hot chile. The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl."
He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full. He says, "Are you going to eat that?"
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself."
He takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, his fork hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes! the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too."

ROFPMSLMAO!!!

That was funny! Sick. But FUNNY!

*Reads again*

ROFPMSLMAO!!!

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: This one is sick, but I like it LOL

ROFPMSLMAO!!!

That was funny! Sick. But FUNNY!

*Reads again*

ROFPMSLMAO!!!

Wow Darnoel you said my spelling was wrong sometimes but I dont even know what that word is and you even said it twice the same way Ill look it up inthe dictonarry.

Debbie

 

[Lisa Denton]

LISA!!! *hugs*

No way! Save the cute animal! Whatever the hell it is.

Your right, all animals are cute.

 

[Guest]

Your right, all animals are cute.

And tastey too.

 

[Lisa Denton]

And tastey too.

Hi Dranoel, you are always so nice to the ladies.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Your right, all animals are cute.

LOL. Good taste on the shark's behalf. I'd personally go for a bikini wearer, but I wouldn't be eating quite the same way.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Hi Dranoel, you are always so nice to the ladies.

Can I borrow that? Or can you give me lessons Dran?

 

[Lisa Denton]

LOL. Good taste on the shark's behalf. I'd personally go for a bikini wearer, but I wouldn't be eating quite the same way.

you are cute

 

[Black Tulip]

Re: Re: Re: This one is sick, but I like it LOL

Wow Darnoel you said my spelling was wrong sometimes but I dont even know what that word is and you even said it twice the same way Ill look it up inthe dictonarry.

Debbie

Hi Debbie,

Never mind, I didn't understand all that letter stuff either. So I asked for translations a while back.

Maybe you'll find this helpful too:

 

[RebeccaLeah]

you are cute

You need to stop about halfway through that.

 

[Lisa Denton]

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Hi Debbie,

Never mind, I didn't understand all that letter stuff either. So I asked for translations a while back.

Maybe you'll find this helpful too:

Also this one is good for "I am waving but you can't see me."

 

[Lisa Denton]

You need to stop about halfway through that.

STOP HALFWAY THROUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Impossible, lets finish.

 

[Guest]

Can I borrow that? Or can you give me lessons Dran?

The anal intruder? Sure have a ball, Becca. I can give you lessons but I ain't puttin it in me.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

STOP HALFWAY THROUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Impossible, lets finish.

Sounds good. (looks good too)

 

[RebeccaLeah]

The anal intruder? Sure have a ball, Becca. I can give you lessons but I ain't puttin it in me.

Oh....nevermind. You took the fun out of it.

It wouldn't be in YOU, don't worry.

 

[Guest]

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Hi Debbie,

Never mind, I didn't understand all that letter stuff either. So I asked for translations a while back.

Maybe you'll find this helpful too:

Thank you Black Tulip that is a big help can I print that out so I can see it all the time I didn't see Darnoels word on there but thats ok Ill ask him what it meant. Are those the words they call Annie Gramms? My Grammys name was Annie but she never wrote words like those.

Debbie

I gave you 2 cause you helped me

 

[Guest]

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Also this one is good for "I am waving but you can't see me."

Thank you Lisa Denton that is a good way to show Im waving even if it looks like a mans hand but how do I make it go in what I write so people see it? Darnoel said if I type *waving* it would be like everyone could see me waving even if they couldnt

Debbie

I gave you 2 cause your pretty

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: This one is sick, but I like it LOL

Thank you Black Tulip that is a big help can I print that out so I can see it all the time I didn't see Darnoels word on there but thats ok Ill ask him what it meant. Are those the words they call Annie Gramms? My Grammys name was Annie but she never wrote words like those.

Debbie

I gave you 2 cause you helped me

Hey, Debbie, remember to put the dots in like I told you.

ROFPMSLMAO Is an anagram not an Annie Gramms. I know they sorta sound the same.

ROFPMSLMAO is short for Rolling On Floor, Pissing MySelf Laughing My Ass Off.

 

[matriarch]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: This one is sick, but I like it LOL

Thank you Black Tulip that is a big help can I print that out so I can see it all the time I didn't see Darnoels word on there but thats ok Ill ask him what it meant. Are those the words they call Annie Gramms? My Grammys name was Annie but she never wrote words like those.

Debbie

I gave you 2 cause you helped me

*choking over my tea, spraying it*

BT !!!! Look, look !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RebeccaLeah]

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*choking over my tea, spraying it*

BT !!!! Look, look !!!!!!!!!!!

Thought you were an auntie?

btw, Ouch! That was hot!

 

[matriarch]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: This one is sick, but I like it LOL

Thought you were an auntie?

btw, Ouch! That was hot!

*laughing*, sorry sweets, *carefully wiping the tea from you, grinning at you*

I am an auntie, many times over, I'm even a great-auntie, which I think sounds worse than being a grandma. That wasn't what I was pointing out to BT.

She will understand.

 

[Guest]

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*choking over my tea, spraying it*

BT !!!! Look, look !!!!!!!!!!!

Are you ok Matriach. I didn't mean to make you spill your tea. I spilled tea on me once but it was ice tea so it didn't hurt. I hope you didnt get burnt cause that hurt.

Debbie

 

[matriarch]

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Are you ok Matriach. I didn't mean to make you spill your tea. I spilled tea on me once but it was ice tea so it didn't hurt. I hope you didnt get burnt cause that hurt.

Debbie

I'm fine, thank you RC. I am a naturally clumsy person, spilling things and burning myself on a daily basis.

Nothing to worry about.

Mat

 

[Lisa Denton]

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I'm fine, thank you RC. I am a naturally clumsy person, spilling things and burning myself on a daily basis.

Nothing to worry about.

Mat

Be careful Mat., don't put yourself in a position where you could be hurt.

 

[Black Tulip]

Mat,

What do you think, should we include grammy?

Never mind the auntie bit. I'm a great-aunt 4 times. Yuck, yuck, yuck.
My brothers just cheated on me, the bastards!
My kid is just old enough to start investigating, by Lit standards that is. LOL
He is 18.