This pisses me off

[Calamity Jane]

No PH, I have a strong aversion to sarcasm. Sarcasm is lazy. I prefer the challenge of irony.
Sarcasm is a positing of the counter-factual to imply the factual. Irony is a positing of the factual to imply the counter-factual - a much more difficult and demanding art.

Ok... add 'a guy who can write the above without sounding like a complete asshole' to my list of turn-on's...

 

[shadowsource]

Genesis -

It's not as if Lancaster were wrong.