This just in

[huskie]

My five year old daughter has decided NOT to go to Kindergarten due to kindergarten shots. Wants to know if she can go to work like daddy insted. I told her I'd ask around........

Who'd hire a five year and for what?

 

[HeavyStick]

I got some dog shit in the back yard she can throw at the neighbors.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm sorry, but I can't talk to you about your five year old daughter while you're holding your dick like that. Could you put on a towel or something first?

 

[Monazwx]

I got some dog shit in the back yard she can throw at the neighbors.

How much does that pay anyway?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

It pays crap.

 

[HeavyStick]

How much does that pay anyway?

California min. wage $7.25 an hour. No benefits.

 

[RobDownSouth]

oooh they're getting younger all the time!.

My third-grader announced that she was qualified to go on business trips with me because she had learned in school how to do Powerpoint presentations...just like Daddy!


-Throb "...and her presentations were better than mine! " DownSouth

 

[huskie]

oooh they're getting younger all the time!.

My third-grader announced that she was qualified to go on business trips with me because she had learned in school how to do Powerpoint presentations...just like Daddy!


-Throb "...and her presentations were better than mine! " DownSouth

I'm not surprised at all!!!! But they about have to master the computer now a days just to graduate from grahmmer school!

Mines good at coloring books and stuff. Bout how much does that pay?

 

[marksgirl]

Find her a job cleaning mens restrooms, I bet she will choose school real quick.

 

[RhumbRunner13]

It pays crap.

I'd PAY to see a show with funny shit like that!