This Just In: More Than 15,000 Americans Confirmed Alive!!

[TWB]

Despite the fact that they are hypnotized by television, they have been confirmed alive.

 

[Ginny]

praise be to God

 

[TWB]

Lordy Mama.

 

[Saint Peter]

praise be to God

Ted Turner or the other one?

 

[Ginny]

oh you know....that one we're supposed to repent to ....pick a god....any god.....

 

[Saint Peter]

oh you know....that one we're supposed to repent to ....pick a god....any god.....

Well if Ted is not Fonda Jane anymore I guess that only leaves Bill Gates.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I'm afraid your numbers vastly understate the magnitude of the problem.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Re: Re: This Just In: More Than 15,000 Americans Confirmed Alive!!

I'm afraid your numbers vastly understate the magnitude of the problem.

keyword: Confirmed. I've never been confirme.d

 

[Monazwx]

Humph, so I'm still just another statistic.

 

[Cerberus666]

I was confirmed and I still don't believe in god... or ted turner.

 

[capricious_chic]

What about those that do not watch TV?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Re: Re: Re: This Just In: More Than 15,000 Americans Confirmed Alive!!

keyword: Confirmed. I've never been confirme.d

You don't need to be confirmed -- your av, a stark yet moving self-portrait, clearly shows a patriotic American brandishing his trusty Ferguson flintlock rifle. In fact, assuming it is an accurate likeness, if I look at it at an angle and squint, you could almost be James Madison's great great great great grand-nephew. Kinda spooky.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Re: Re: Re: Re: This Just In: More Than 15,000 Americans Confirmed Alive!!

You don't need to be confirmed -- your av, a stark yet moving self-portrait, clearly shows a patriotic American brandishing his trusty Ferguson flintlock rifle. In fact, assuming it is an accurate likeness, if I look at it at an angle and squint, you could almost be James Madison's great great great great grand-nephew. Kinda spooky.

Touchdown for Democracy.