This is what I'm looking for in a woman - Intelligence, Quirks, Cleverness, and Humor

[Christopher2012]

You are either going to go to bed with thoughts of Chris Brown and Justin Bieber or bushy tails rubbing against you. One will produce a hard on, the other night mares. Either way I got you to dream

Bushy tails and big boobs please.

You know, come to think of it... After seeing this thread, no other girl will ever PM me again.

Eh fuck it, I want your beautiful fox tail and I want it now. Stay and let me hold you.

 

[ForeverDreaming]

Bushy tails and big boobs please.

You know, come to think of it... After seeing this thread, no other girl will ever PM me again.

Eh fuck it, I want your beautiful fox tail and I want it now. Stay and let me hold you.

I tried to tell you that before.. You need to make a disclaimer.

 

[Christopher2012]

I tried to tell you that before.. You need to make a disclaimer.

I'm disclaiming your fox tail.

I don't wanna sleep

 

[ForeverDreaming]

I'm disclaiming your fox tail.

Smooth. Although, I guess if all you want is my tail, I'm safe.

 

[Christopher2012]

Smooth. Although, I guess if all you want is my tail, I'm safe.

Well I want your boobs too.

 

[ForeverDreaming]

Well I want your boobs too.

yeah. No other girl will PM you for sure now..

 

[Christopher2012]

yeah. No other girl will PM you for sure now..

They should get over it because who can resist a sexy fox with big boobs? I cannot. I am a male. You know, after all this talk about me not wanting sex, I sure am a horndog right now. Maybe I am just like all these other guys.

Huh...Well that sucks.

Oh well fuck it! Boobs and tail! Just whisper in my ear and help me fall asleep.

 

[dirtywifechat]

Wish u luck in finding that gal.

 

[Christopher2012]

Wish u luck in finding that gal.

WTF?! That totally threw me off. lol

Tell your wife to come post in here. =P I'm just kidding. Thanks for the best wishes, man.

 

[ForeverDreaming]

They should get over it because who can resist a sexy fox with big boobs? I cannot. I am a male. You know, after all this talk about me not wanting sex, I sure am a horndog right now. Maybe I am just like all these other guys.

Huh...Well that sucks.

Oh well fuck it! Boobs and tail! Just whisper in my ear and help me fall asleep.

Ok, but that means you aren't dreaming of Justin and Chris or that funky youtube video

Now go to bed!!! It's 3am for you!!!

 

[Christopher2012]

Ok, but that means you aren't dreaming of Justin and Chris or that funky youtube video

Now go to bed!!! It's 3am for you!!!

Foxgirl, i'm just going to curl up here.... with your.... tail... and... fall... asleep...

 

[ElizabethWest]

...

Anyway, we need to discuss your avatar. It is way too distracting. As a man, I feel victimized to the image that I am exposed to every time I see you post. I feel as though it violates me as a person and a horny dude. Not fair. Not fair at all.

Yes, I can see you're a boobs and tail man.

You need to be violated.

 

[ElizabethWest]

OMG I need a new feline/fox friend. Ugh that song... Now I'll never sleep. lol

This reminds me of the SNL version. What does my girl say?

I don't know how all those butts got in my phone.

 

[Christopher2012]

Yes, I can see you're a boobs and tail man.

You need to be violated.

*stretch*

I just woke up. I need to be violated!? *gasp*. But I'm nice and the innocent. Why would anybody want to violate me? =P

This reminds me of the SNL version. What does my girl say?

I don't know how all those butts got in my phone.

Hahahahah I just saw that sneaky ass hidden message thanks to quoting the reply! I was just about to say I have never seen that SNL parody before but it was amazing and I loved the ending.

Now I have a PM from you that I neglected all night. I need to get to that.

 

[ElizabethWest]

*stretch*

I just woke up. I need to be violated!? *gasp*. But I'm nice and the innocent. Why would anybody want to violate me? =P

Because you're nice and innocent.

Now I have a PM from you that I neglected all night. I need to get to that.

I don't like being neglected.

Just kidding. No worries, remember...

 

[Christopher2012]

Because you're nice and innocent.



I don't like being neglected.

Just kidding. No worries, remember...

I neglect girls to keep them interested. =P If I was too available, I would be less valuable.

Oh who the hell am I kidding? I'm always available. XD

 

[Christopher2012]

Now go to bed!!! It's 3am for you!!!

Foxgirl, I want one! That looks awesome!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AtP7au_Q9w

 

[ForeverDreaming]

Foxgirl, I want one! That looks awesome!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AtP7au_Q9w

haha that is extremely adorable!! That cute sound!!! And I totally picture you doing this to it.

 

[Mayberrygirl]

Oh my....now how can a girl possibly resist seeing herself endowed with all the attributes you seek??

 

[Christopher2012]

Oh my....now how can a girl possibly resist seeing herself endowed with all the attributes you seek??

She has to be pretty damn amazing. =P

 

[Christopher2012]

Where did the women go?

 

[Christopher2012]

*waves* right here

Lol!

Your thread seems to be doing quite nicely.

 

[Moon_Kyoung_ja]

Where did the women go?

We figured that you had found your amazing woman.

 

[Christopher2012]

We figured that you had found your amazing woman.

Why do you assume such things?!

 

[Mayberrygirl]

She has to be pretty damn amazing. =P

I am!! nice thread btw..