This is what I'll look like when I'm old.

[Mike_Yates]

This is what I'll look like when I'm 60.

Gray hair, gray mustache, pale skin, underweight, gaunt features, look like I'm dying.

This is what a lifetime of stress, anxiety, fear, and adversity can do to your appearance.

http://i739.photobucket.com/albums/xx36/bermantelevision/OldBrad-1.jpg?t=1330774025

 

[underthis]

Are you sure you will keep the mustache?

 

[Mike_Yates]

Are you sure you will keep the mustache?

Yes...

 

[Super-Surprise]

Mike you look like a serial killer.

 

[pointless]

who the fuck is brad?

 

[sweepthefloor]

I think you should let more hair grow on your face, and trim the other hair shorter. I am a beauty school drop out. I know these things.

 

[DehviantGirl]

Wow. You start a lot of threads.

Perhaps you should lighten up Mike.

 

[Mike_Yates]

who the fuck is brad?

My real name.

 

[Peregrinator]

What will you old look when you're like?

 

[Mike_Yates]

What will you old look when you're like?

Huh?.......

 

[Peregrinator]

Huh?.......

I mean, what you will old like when look you're?

 

[Wobnoid]

who the fuck is brad?

Is that Brad Berman? Or are the imbeds not public here? Fuck! what a slippery slope! Attribute it to the avowed IQ, or just simple fuckwittery! Christ son! Thank the heavens you're basically a sideshow here... Otherwise, you'd be a banquet!

 

[Mike_Yates]

Is that Brad Berman? Or are the imbeds not public here? Fuck! what a slippery slope! Attribute it to the avowed IQ, or just simple fuckwittery! Christ son! Thank the heavens you're basically a sideshow here... Otherwise, you'd be a banquet!

"Bradley" is my real first name, I do not wish to reveal my full name on these forums for privacy reasons. "Mike Yates" is the store manager at a Wal-Mart I was at six years ago in Florida. I saw his framed photo on the wall at the store entrance, and his name popped into my head when I joined Literotica.

No, my photobucket account (which is kept private for a good reasons) is named "bermantelevision" because of ESPN sportscaster Chris Berman and his TV show.

http://i739.photobucket.com/albums/xx36/bermantelevision/BermanTV-1.jpg

 

[Wobnoid]

"Bradley" is my real first name, I do not wish to reveal my full name on these forums for privacy reasons. "Mike Yates" is the store manager at a Wal-Mart I was at six years ago in Florida. I saw his framed photo on the wall at the store entrance, and his name popped into my head when I joined Literotica.

No, my photobucket account (which is kept private for a good reasons) is named "bermantelevision" because of ESPN sportscaster Chris Berman and his TV show.

http://i739.photobucket.com/albums/xx36/bermantelevision/BermanTV-1.jpg​

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4e/Curlyhoward.jpg/200px-Curlyhoward.jpg
Ahhhh.... Smart Guy! Thought you'd pulled one on us. Did ya?​

 

[_stryder_]

This is what I'll look like when I'm 60.

Gray hair, gray mustache, pale skin, underweight, gaunt features, look like I'm dying.

This is what a lifetime of stress, anxiety, fear, and adversity can do to your appearance.

http://i739.photobucket.com/albums/xx36/bermantelevision/OldBrad-1.jpg?t=1330774025

You reckon you'll make it to 60? All that stress takes it's toll. Learn to deal with it if you want to have a chance of becoming a senior citizen...just sayin'

 

[MNGuy]

This is what you will look like in about a two hundred years.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/14/Human-Skeleton.jpg

 

[Wobnoid]

We're supposed to be entertained by these threads right, Yates Parts?

 

[Peregrinator]

This is what you will look like in about a two hundred years.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/14/Human-Skeleton.jpg

Perfect teeth and a female pelvis?

 

[Mike_Yates]

You reckon you'll make it to 60? All that stress takes it's toll. Learn to deal with it if you want to have a chance of becoming a senior citizen...just sayin'

Both my parents are 60 and they've been down an even rockier road than I have. They are both still alive.

 

[CHNOPS]

Since I'm handing out unsolicited advice tonight:

The way out of Mike Yates is to just start posting one day as a Normal and never stop. A single, 180-degree shift into normalcy with no genetic memory for the previous instantiation. If anyone mocks, be appropriately confused or insulted. But never break from the new Normal voice, even once, back to this Mike.

The trick to pulling it off is for that Mike to be completely unacquainted with this Mike. It's not easy. But if it takes, it's legend.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Since I'm handing out unsolicited advice tonight:

The way out of Mike Yates is to just start posting one day as a Normal and never stop. A single, 180-degree shift into normalcy with no genetic memory for the previous instantiation. If anyone mocks, be appropriately confused or insulted. But never break from the new Normal voice, even once, back to this Mike.

The trick to pulling it off is for that Mike to be completely unacquainted with this Mike. It's not easy. But if it takes, it's legend.

Huh?....

 

[CHNOPS]

Huh?....

Exactly.

 

[bg23]

I'd like to see that. The Mike Yates persona could use a bit of an overhaul.

Not that I have any reason to believe that pic was actually of the man behind the poster, but is it wrong I found him unreasonably attractive?

 

[Quoll]

Perfect teeth and a female pelvis?

And a stick up it's arse.

 

[pettyvwsq]

You are so cool,i just want to say it. http://www.ckyo.info/jpg1