This Is Politcal Protest!

R. Richard

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Now here is a man who really knows how to express political protest! No faked documents, no lies, just banana creme and SMUSH!

CALGARY (CP) - A man who crammed a pie into the face of Alberta Premier Ralph Klein was sentenced to jail Monday, but he remained unrepentant about his right to use banana cream as a tool of political protest.

Christopher Geoghegan, a 25-year-old grocery store produce worker, was sentenced to 30 days, to be served on weekends, and three months probation. Provincial court Judge Terry Semenuk called the sentence appropriate "considering he is a youthful first offender and is gainfully employed."

But Geoghegan, who had pleaded guilty to assault earlier this year, appeared surprised and upset by the decision.

"It's the harshest sentence that has ever been doled out in the justice system," he told reporters outside court.

"The case precedent is to give a non-custodial sentence, and they've broken that now and set a higher bar to make an example, to stop this form of dissent."

Semenuk also ordered him not to have any contact with Klein or any member of the premier's family. Geoghegan (pronounced GAY-gun) is also not allowed within two blocks of Klein's home or McDougall Centre, the premier's Calgary office.

In addition, he must complete 40 hours of community service.

Geoghegan slammed the pie into Klein's face before television cameras and hundreds of people at the premier's annual Stampede pancake breakfast in July 2003.

At his sentencing hearing in August, Geoghegan said the pie attack was meant as a political protest and was not intended to hurt the premier.

On Monday he told reporters he wouldn't do it again but insisted on his right to criticize Klein's record.

"It would be ridiculous to follow that strategy again, but it happened," Geoghegan said. "I feel that he's unfit for social leadership.

"He doesn't care about the people that he governs. He cares about corporate rule. He cares more about crude oil than he does about people."

In his written decision, Semenuk said incarceration was necessary.

"I do not accept that the accused is a 'pacifist' as he claims to be," he wrote. "I can come to no other conclusion but that the accused, with his present attitude, continues to present himself as a danger to society, and particularly that segment of society that does not accord with his world views."

Klein spokesman Jim Law declined to comment on the sentence except to say, "In a democracy there are plenty of ways to express political opinions, but that definitely doesn't include the kind of assault this individual made."
 
He sounds like a relative of Batman (the guy who scaled the fence at Bucks Palace and climbed up to the balcony, then stayed there for five hours - not the hero of Gotham City).

Humour always did have more impact than violence.

Lou
 
Pieing is actually a well-documented form of political commentary up here in Canada. Former Prime Minister Jean Cretien was pied a couple years ago. Part of it can probably be attributed to a popular political humour TV show on which messy food items are fired through a high-powered cannon at photographs of political figures.

Anyway, I've met the politician, Klein, in question twice. He was drunk both times. One of his most famous moments was when he was at a convention on homelessness, and he threw money at a homeless man and told him to get a job. He later claimed he was drunk at the time.

Now that I'm started, I'll also mention how he's single-handedly destroying seventy years of social structure built up in this province. Demolishing hospitals and cancelling seniors and education programs. When there was a mad cow scare, he advised that farmers should bury sick cows rather than report them to the authorities. As the pie-er says, he caters to the Oil industry and antagonizes our neighbours. He's smart, but poorly educated. He's also ridiculously popular, and will be elected for a fourth time this fall. He's kinda like a mini-Bush (without the down-home Christian background), in my biased opinion.

In short, if I was walking down the street with a pie in my hand and I happened to pass him by, I wouldn't hesitiate to launch it in his face.
 
Can someone give me a phonetic pronunciation of "Geoghegan"? I've come across the name before and have no idea of how it's pronounced.

Jeff-again? Jee-o-geegan? Goffin?

---dr.M.
 
dr_mabeuse said:
Can someone give me a phonetic pronunciation of "Geoghegan"? I've come across the name before and have no idea of how it's pronounced.

---dr.M.

I imagine it's "Go-wen", but that's only based on the fact that I know an Irish guy called "Eoghegan" and it's pronounced "Owen".

Lou
 
It's Celtic. pr. Gay-gen; all hard g's. I have an Irish friend with the name Gaughn, pr. like gone. P.
 
Semenuk also ordered him not to have any contact with Klein or any member of the premier's family. Geoghegan (pronounced GAY-gun) is also not allowed within two blocks of Klein's home or McDougall Centre, the premier's Calgary office.


I have a feeling it's like most last names, it is pronounced however the person who has it says it is.

-Colly
 
dr_mabeuse said:
Can someone give me a phonetic pronunciation of "Geoghegan"? I've come across the name before and have no idea of how it's pronounced.

Jeff-again? Jee-o-geegan? Goffin?

---dr.M.

I've come across it once before and as I remember, it's:

GAY-O-GHAN
 
Now that I'm started, I'll also mention how he's single-handedly destroying seventy years of social structure built up in this province. Demolishing hospitals and cancelling seniors and education programs. When there was a mad cow scare, he advised that farmers should bury sick cows rather than report them to the authorities. As the pie-er says, he caters to the Oil industry and antagonizes our neighbours. He's smart, but poorly educated. He's also ridiculously popular, and will be elected for a fourth time this fall. He's kinda like a mini-Bush (without the down-home Christian background), in my biased opinion.
Pity he wasn't running against Bush - instead of Kerry.:p
 
gauchecritic said:
How come no one's mentioned this double entendre before now?
The apposition of images brought to mind are too horrific.

Perdita
 
Although several present posters appear in this thread, none of you seem to possess any sense of history.

I remembered running across this thread when I was searching out old MathGirl posts, and was arrested by the title. ;)

A Plaugue of Pies
 
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