This is NOT a blond joke. No, really it's not...

Weird Harold

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One morning a girl, called her friend and said, "Please come over and help me, I have this awesome jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it".

The friend asked, "What is it a puzzle of?"

The girl said, "From the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

The friend figures that she's pretty good at puzzles so she heads on over the girl's house.

The girl lets her friend in the door and shows her where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. The friend studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box, and then she looks at the pieces again for a bit.

The friend then turns to the girl and says, "First, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these pieces to look like the picture of that tiger. Second, I'd advise you to relax, have a cup of coffee, and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
 
LMFAO WH

That was a good one.

Now heres one,Oh thats right,no blond jokes aloud.
 
Sounds like a blonde joke to me! But at least it's funny.
Here's another one:
Why did the blonde have bruises on her belly button?


















There are blonde boys too ;)
 
LMAO!! Thumper, please come bruise my belly button all you want...;) I'm sure we'll get it right eventually!
 
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