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[jaF0]

Stick a handle in the top of them and use them for Curling (Canadian Ice Bowling).

 

[oggbashan]

I rhyme with cone; my wife rhymes with gun.

 

[ShagTimes]

What Americans call English muffins bear no resemblance to scones.

The bastardisation of the English language is of great concern, something must be done.

 

[Sean]

The bastardisation of the English language is of great concern, something must be done.

Don't get me started...

 

[islandman]

With clotted cream, please.

 

[juttjaw]

I make some killer cranberry scones. Flakey, buttery and not dry. Trick is to treat it like a biscuit dough and not beat the fuck out of them like a bread dough.

 

[oggbashan]

With clotted cream, please.

Cornish Clotted Cream and Tiptree jam, please.

https://www.tiptree.com/products/conserves-jams

 

[hobbit.]

Sgone - like some scally bastard just nicked my car - '' S gone!"

 

[Sean]

Sgone - like some scally bastard just nicked my car - '' S gone!"

Which is weird, cos I say it to rhyme with phone. And I was brung up just down the road from you.

 

[hobbit.]

Which is weird, cos I say it to rhyme with phone. And I was brung up just down the road from you.

bone? and when did anyone in the leafy south ever have anything with jam? FFS!!

Blini and caviar more like.

 

[Sean]

bone? and when did anyone in the leafy south ever have anything with jam? FFS!!

Blini and caviar more like.

Any caviar found in Wythenshawe has been hijacked from a truck going to Wilmslow.

 

[Comshaw]

No, you don't. You'd probably call the savory scones biscuits, and slather them in gravy. That's closer.

Whoa now! Them's close to fighin' words. Ain't nobody, no way, no how gunna get even close to slammin' my damned buttermilk biscuits and sausage gravy without me takin' exception to it! Such a scrumptious pile of carbs and animal fats on one plate. Oh hell yes!


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Comshaw

 

[stickygirl]

Whoa now! Them's close to fighin' words. Ain't nobody, no way, no how gunna get even close to slammin' my damned buttermilk biscuits and sausage gravy without me takin' exception to it! Such a scrumptious pile of carbs and animal fats on one plate. Oh hell yes!


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Comshaw

She forgot the squirty cheese and that other thing, what is it - oh yea, penis butter and jello

My gran was Scots. Scones ( as in gone ) are made with soured milk, flour, animal fat, midges, flem and served wi feckin jam so help me.

Cream, whipped or otherwise is for posh southerners

 

[hobbit.]

Any caviar found in Wythenshawe has been hijacked from a truck going to Wilmslow.

speaking of wilmslow, i visited timperley today, bought some bord na mona irish peat and some browner scottish peat today. right now im burning bits of scotland whilst drinking https://mackmyra.com/wp-content/uploads/produktblad-eppelblom-en.pdf.

tomorrow its jamiesons and irish peat.

fucking scones! this place is now so down market, just ask Ogg.

 

[dolf]

Whoa now! Them's close to fighin' words. Ain't nobody, no way, no how gunna get even close to slammin' my damned buttermilk biscuits and sausage gravy without me takin' exception to it! Such a scrumptious pile of carbs and animal fats on one plate. Oh hell yes!


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Comshaw

I feel terribly impolite saying this, but that looks like someone spunked on ham.

 

[hobbit.]

She forgot the squirty cheese and that other thing, what is it - oh yea, penis butter and jello

My gran was Scots. Scones ( as in gone ) are made with soured milk, flour, animal fat, midges, flem and served wi feckin jam so help me.

Cream, whipped or otherwise is for posh southerners

we agree on very little, but please accept my apologies for your ancestry. you could always try to hide it,

decent recipe for sgones though, I'd change sputem for phlem though, it gives a lighter mix.

carnation works with them though, if used in the cup of tea in place of stera milk.

 

[hobbit.]

I feel terribly impolite saying this, but that looks like someone spunked on ham.

looks more like tuna mayo post blow job vomit to me.

 

[Sean]

we agree on very little, but please accept my apologies for your ancestry. you could always try to hide it,

decent recipe for sgones though, I'd change sputem for phlem though, it gives a lighter mix.

carnation works with them though, if used in the cup of tea in place of stera milk.

Stera is the worst fucking invention in all of human history.

 

[hobbit.]

Stera is the worst fucking invention in all of human history.

stera from express dairies is to die for, and quite often that was the result, but hey...

 

[Sean]

stera from express dairies is to die for, and quite often that was the result, but hey...

Do they still make it? Haven't seen it in years. We never had it in the house but you'd go to a mate's gaff when you were a kid and have a brew with it in. Fucking horrible stuff.

 

[hobbit.]

Do they still make it? Haven't seen it in years. We never had it in the house but you'd go to a mate's gaff when you were a kid and have a brew with it in. Fucking horrible stuff.

they still make it, sadly Express dairy folded, something to do with public health regulations i think. Stera is still available.


mates house..brew..stera.. happy days, my best mate (strangely was irish, from dundalk) had 5 brothers, mum had decamped, dad only had stera in house, the tea was awesome, BUT NEVER EVER DARE ASK FOR COFFEE

how many even have a clue what we are on about?

 

[Sean]

they still make it, sadly Express dairy folded, something to do with public health regulations i think. Stera is still available.


mates house..brew..stera.. happy days, my best mate (strangely was irish, from dundalk) had 5 brothers, mum had decamped, dad only had stera in house, the tea was awesome, BUT NEVER EVER DARE ASK FOR COFFEE

how many even have a clue what we are on about?

LOL, may as well be speaking Swahili to 99.9% of the GB.

 

[hobbit.]

LOL, may as well be speaking Swahili to 99.9% of the GB.

indeed.

had many a happy brawl,/ chat in oldhams irish pub after a night pre loading on stera tea, then a few boddies, yates blobs, a discussion on the 6 counties, why the fuck doess your bitter taste like piss and take 5 minutes to pour a pint of guiness''

throw the pronunciation of scones into that mix....

 

[Sean]

indeed.

had many a happy brawl,/ chat in oldhams irish pub after a night pre loading on stera tea, then a few boddies, yates blobs, a discussion on the 6 counties, why the fuck doess your bitter taste like piss and take 5 minutes to pour a pint of guiness''

I was just talking about blobs the other day, explaining that there was only one of the three Yates' that it was safe to drink in.

 

[butters]

LOL, may as well be speaking Swahili to 99.9% of the GB.

and then there are those of us who understand every feckin' word

first bf's mother used stera... made a cuppa taste vile