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Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
JERRY: Tonight on the Jerry Springer show we have a particularly interesting episode! is here to finally confess something to a long-time friend of his sara. So everyone please put your hands together for LTR !
Jerry: Okay, now you're here to talk about someone aren't you?
You: Yes.
Jerry: And what is this other persons name?
You: mark.
The crowd SQUEALS with delight.
Jerry: Okay, okay, well mark, is actually here tonight -
The crowd SQUEALS.
Jerry: But first we have a surprise for you , because as it happens there is someone else here to see YOU! So let's bring out... bob!
You: What the HELL!!!
Out of nowhere you pull out a gun. bob reaches for the bed. Out of the shadows bart appears.
bart: Wait everybody wait!
Jerry: Yes, everybody let's just calm down for a moment here.
First tell us why you're here bob.
bob: Because I saw and bart making out at belton!
The crowd goes absolutely INSANE.
bart: That's a lie! I was home watching romper room!
Jerry: (raising his hands) Hold on, hold on, I'm missing the problem here...what exactly IS the problem bob?
bob: Because I've recently been taking part in a sexual relationship with sara who has recently become engaged to bart.
The crowd hollers, screams and whoops in an orchestra of orgasmic excitement.
Jerry: Okay, okay. Well why don't we bring sara out here because had something that they needed to tell them anyway about... mark that's right!
sara: (enters onto stage and saunters over towards you) What's the deal? I saw you outside getting it on with mark! You know I'm how I feel about mark!.
bart: (screams) What? Why the hell did you ask me to marry you if you're in love with mark!
sara: Because I knew that I could never have mark. But promised me that they'd never hook up out of respect for my feelings!
bart: What about respect for MY feelings!
bob walks suddenly across the stage, embracing sara.
bob: Don't worry baby, you don't need any of them now that you have me.
Again the crowd SQUEALS.
bart: Oh my God! Are you SICK!
bart runs across the room and wraps their arms around you tightly.
bart: take me away from all of this!
You: You see? That's the thing...I'm...well, I'm married...
The crowd does its bit.
bart: Married?
You nod.
bart: Who the hell are you married to? When...when did this happen? I don't understand!
You: The other day. In Vegas. I'm married to mark.
sara: (screaming) WHAT!!!
Jerry: (grinning widely, makes an enquiry) So...did you have a nice wedding night?
mark: (stepping back out onto center stage) Well we had sex 5 times if that's what you mean.
The crowd squeals.
Jerry: Okay, okay. So let me get this all straight... is married to mark who sara has secretly been in love with for years and years. Now sara has recently become engaged to bart who was recently spotted kissing in the belton. Now on top of this bob has just admitted to being in a sexual relationship with sara.
mark: That's right Jerry.
Jerry: (looking sternly into the camera) It is times like these that one has to wonder, whether or not these people are aware that they are quite clinically insane. Perhaps we should be spending more on psychiatric health funds in this country, perhaps we should just ban Vegas to cut down on impulse marriages. Perhaps I should get a new job. Thanks for watching folks it's been great but for now...it's goodnight.
Queue cheesy background music and fade to black.
JERRY: Tonight on the Jerry Springer show we have a particularly interesting episode! is here to finally confess something to a long-time friend of his sara. So everyone please put your hands together for LTR !
Jerry: Okay, now you're here to talk about someone aren't you?
You: Yes.
Jerry: And what is this other persons name?
You: mark.
The crowd SQUEALS with delight.
Jerry: Okay, okay, well mark, is actually here tonight -
The crowd SQUEALS.
Jerry: But first we have a surprise for you , because as it happens there is someone else here to see YOU! So let's bring out... bob!
You: What the HELL!!!
Out of nowhere you pull out a gun. bob reaches for the bed. Out of the shadows bart appears.
bart: Wait everybody wait!
Jerry: Yes, everybody let's just calm down for a moment here.
First tell us why you're here bob.
bob: Because I saw and bart making out at belton!
The crowd goes absolutely INSANE.
bart: That's a lie! I was home watching romper room!
Jerry: (raising his hands) Hold on, hold on, I'm missing the problem here...what exactly IS the problem bob?
bob: Because I've recently been taking part in a sexual relationship with sara who has recently become engaged to bart.
The crowd hollers, screams and whoops in an orchestra of orgasmic excitement.
Jerry: Okay, okay. Well why don't we bring sara out here because had something that they needed to tell them anyway about... mark that's right!
sara: (enters onto stage and saunters over towards you) What's the deal? I saw you outside getting it on with mark! You know I'm how I feel about mark!.
bart: (screams) What? Why the hell did you ask me to marry you if you're in love with mark!
sara: Because I knew that I could never have mark. But promised me that they'd never hook up out of respect for my feelings!
bart: What about respect for MY feelings!
bob walks suddenly across the stage, embracing sara.
bob: Don't worry baby, you don't need any of them now that you have me.
Again the crowd SQUEALS.
bart: Oh my God! Are you SICK!
bart runs across the room and wraps their arms around you tightly.
bart: take me away from all of this!
You: You see? That's the thing...I'm...well, I'm married...
The crowd does its bit.
bart: Married?
You nod.
bart: Who the hell are you married to? When...when did this happen? I don't understand!
You: The other day. In Vegas. I'm married to mark.
sara: (screaming) WHAT!!!
Jerry: (grinning widely, makes an enquiry) So...did you have a nice wedding night?
mark: (stepping back out onto center stage) Well we had sex 5 times if that's what you mean.
The crowd squeals.
Jerry: Okay, okay. So let me get this all straight... is married to mark who sara has secretly been in love with for years and years. Now sara has recently become engaged to bart who was recently spotted kissing in the belton. Now on top of this bob has just admitted to being in a sexual relationship with sara.
mark: That's right Jerry.
Jerry: (looking sternly into the camera) It is times like these that one has to wonder, whether or not these people are aware that they are quite clinically insane. Perhaps we should be spending more on psychiatric health funds in this country, perhaps we should just ban Vegas to cut down on impulse marriages. Perhaps I should get a new job. Thanks for watching folks it's been great but for now...it's goodnight.
Queue cheesy background music and fade to black.
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