This is embarassing

[Cockyfox]

I can't have an orgasm standing up! What's up with that?

 

[Guest]

 

[silverwhisper]

you're just repressed, CF.

[ducks]

ed

 

[EJFan]

test in progress....

*stands up*

*does not orgasm*

sorry CF... i can't orgasm just standing up either.

 

[silverwhisper]

in all seriousness: i wager a lot of women can't. or at least theoretically could, but are afraid the resulting contractions would make 'em fall.

ed

 

[M's girl]

I can't have an orgasm standing up! What's up with that?

Although it's not clear from your Public Profile (picture use looks feminine) I assume you are a woman.

Does that matter? Who knows? I am one, and I can't orgasm when on my two feet; the pressure is not right somehow. I know men deal with this too, but in a different way, which makes me think/conclude the standing position is easier for them. It's also what you're used to, and rumour has it that for ages men have been more on their feet and knees than women in sexual positions....

So...

 

[Cockyfox]

you're just repressed, CF.

[ducks]

ed

Bite it

 

[Cockyfox]

Although it's not clear from your Public Profile (picture use looks feminine) I assume you are a woman.

Yep, girlie here

Does that matter? Who knows? I am one, and I can't orgasm when on my two feet; the pressure is not right somehow.

Soooo, practice may not help!!?

 

[silverwhisper]

bah; you'd like it too much.

i know you've got a trout fetish. don't deny it, it's unbecoming.

ed

 

[Cockyfox]

bah; you'd like it too much.

i know you've got a trout fetish. don't deny it, it's unbecoming.

ed

What an ego you have! I meant, "bite my finger,".....not so enjoyable!
What makes you so sure I desire your trout? It's your elusiveness that is more attractive.

I'm starting to get a complex here, first I have a fat ass, then I'm unsexy, now I'm unbecoming........what's next? Are you gonna tell me I look like my mother? *shudders*

 

[silverwhisper]

o, no. telling a woman that she at all resembles her mother is a declaration of war.

i, elusive? bah!

wait a sec: when did i say you're not sexy?

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

What an ego you have! I meant, "bite my finger,".....not so enjoyable!
What makes you so sure I desire your trout? It's your elusiveness that is more attractive.

I'm starting to get a complex here, first I have a fat ass, then I'm unsexy, now I'm unbecoming........what's next? Are you gonna tell me I look like my mother? *shudders*

Ed, you told CF she has a fat ass? Methinks you need a refresher course--Remedial How to Talk to Women.

 

[Guest]

 

[EJFan]

Ed, you either say nice ass or say nothing. At least not directly to her.

i say "nice ass" to every woman i meet and the outcome is not as positive as you're leading us to believe, scalywag.

btw... just stood up and had an orgasm... this is going to require further testing. we may have to call up TBK and the HIVES.

 

[silverwhisper]

bobsgirl, scaly: i never said it was fat. she's just got a persecution complex.

ed

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[bobsgirl]

i say "nice ass" to every woman i meet and the outcome is not as positive as you're leading us to believe, scalywag.

btw... just stood up and had an orgasm... this is going to require further testing. we may have to call up TBK and the HIVES.

EJ, Just the thought of you orgasming just from standing up is giving me hives...






I'm just kidding.

 

[Cockyfox]

o, no. telling a woman that she at all resembles her mother is a declaration of war.

i, elusive? bah!

wait a sec: when did i say you're not sexy?

ed

I seem to recall that somewhere else.....but go ahead and ignore the "unbecoming" thing! (btw, I love this smilie)

 

[silverwhisper]

i believe you're confused, CF. but that's OK, you're blonde, so it's expected of you.

[ducks]

ed

 

[Guest]

 

[Cockyfox]

i believe you're confused, CF. but that's OK, you're blonde, so it's expected of you.

[ducks]

ed

I'm blonde?
Maybe you're confused about which fat ass you're talking to.
Go back and look at the pic again.........where am I blonde?


Is that why i can't orgasm standing up?

 

[silverwhisper]

not blonde? hm. looked that way in the pics i saw.

ed

 

[Cockyfox]

Are ya' color blind?

 

[silverwhisper]

[shrugs]

there must've been flash in the pic i saw. either that or you were using highlights.

ed