This is a LOT of jiz...!

ilike2try

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Here's an interesting thought. I got to wondering the other day about how much jiz I've unloaded over the years (just from masturbation, mind you; this doesn't count all the loads I've pumped into various hot pussies and hungry mouths).

I estimated that I have been jacking off at least once a week for roughly 40 years. That comes out to approximately 4,368 tablespoons, which makes 273 cups, which makes 68 quarts, which makes.... wow!... 17 gallons of cum these hard-working testicles of mine have produced! (I can't even begin to fathom the number of sperm cells that have journeyed out through the end of my cock!) And that's just when I was left to my own devices. Count all the the fucking and being sucked off, and my trusty balls have produced a heck of a lot more love liquid.

Wow... I really love those little guys!
 
Normal sperm has about 20x10-6 (200.000.000) sperm cells per milliliter (1/1000 liter). A gallon is about 4.5 liter, so 17 gallons of sperm, with every gallon containing about 900.000.000.000 sperm cells, roughly equals:

1.530.000.000.000 sperm cells gone to waste over a 40-year period :p
 
DarkBee said:
Normal sperm has about 20x10-6 (200.000.000) sperm cells per milliliter (1/1000 liter). A gallon is about 4.5 liter, so 17 gallons of sperm, with every gallon containing about 900.000.000.000 sperm cells, roughly equals:

1.530.000.000.000 sperm cells gone to waste over a 40-year period :p

oh I see, 1 trillion 530 billion "English" sperm cells.

Damn, a lot of other languages than English calls billions for "miliard". and a trilion for a billion.

http://www.sizes.com/numbers/big_numName.htm

Anyway, that is a lot of sperm :)
 
Wolfman1982 said:
oh I see, 1 trillion 530 billion "English" sperm cells.

Damn, a lot of other languages than English calls billions for "miliard". and a trilion for a billion.

http://www.sizes.com/numbers/big_numName.htm

Anyway, that is a lot of sperm :)
I'd say it's '1 biljoen 530 miljard' sperm cells. Yep, that's a whole lot of little swimmers that never reached an egg.
 
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DarkBee said:
I'd say it's 1 triljoen 530 miljard sperm cells. Yep, that's a whole lot of little swimmers that never reached an egg.

I would say 1 billion 530 miliarder.
 
Given the volumes that you have been mentioned in this thread, I think a side question comes up:

Does ejaculation release any green house gases? If so maybe we need to find a greener way to get off.
 
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