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multiple gasms? This guy knew he was good, but not....well, yea, this guy knew he was awesome.
....This Guy.....
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multiple gasms? This guy knew he was good, but not....well, yea, this guy knew he was awesome.
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That guy's something, for sure. Not sure that it's awesome though.
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That hurts. This guy's ego is fragile. ^^That chick knows it needs stroked often.
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You changed his name again??
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What? He has multiple personalities.
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So this chick has noticed. Wondering which personality I'm getting tonight....
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This guy's thinking Thor and his mighty hammer. ^^That chick should prepare her who-ha.
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Mmmm, this chick was hoping for a repeat of the other night.
The other night or the Other night?
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The night that guy said, "I'll be gentle."
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Got it, we'll just talk. Nice and gentle and innocent.
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Perfect.
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See how much fun platonic sex is?
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Did we finally agree on platonic as the definition of our relationship?
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Only when we're not naked and humping like rabbits on meth.
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And when we are?
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Then you're the chick I run around the boards peeing on to mark my territory. And for those of you reading this...Back off, Bro. She's this guy's.
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I thought only this chick was allowed to be indifferent during sex. That guy said so. That guy is supposed to think he's awesome.
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This guy is always awesome when having sex with indifferent chicks. ^^That chick is just mad we both screamed out my name.
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That guy was quiet. Except for his keyboard, that's loud.
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Sorry, this guy thought you wanted me to shut up and concentrate on my job. This guy's new to pleasing women.
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That guy's job isn't to please women. Or so he's said several times.
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job, the inability to, totally same thing. And when did ^^that chick start listening to anything this guy says?
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This chick always listens.
Well yea, sorry about that. I didn't know you were still awake.
