luvthedesserts
luvherdesserts
- Joined
- May 23, 2012
- Posts
- 10,103
Who knows that very few people fantasize about her? This chick
Who's ears are still ringing from the bullshit alarm? this guy
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Who knows that very few people fantasize about her? This chick
Who's ears are still ringing from the bullshit alarm? this guy
Who thinks he better return that alarm for being defective? This chick
Who knows it's working just fine? Everybody.
Nope, this chick knows it's defective.
Who knows that was a crack about me not my alarm? everybody.
Who's bored and about to start bumping random threads? This chick
Who'd rather bump you? this guy. I might have spelled that wrong, but oh well.
Who knows you misspell things constantly?? Everyone
Who agrees with Mark Twain's quote: He must have little genius who can’t spell a word in more than one way.
This guy
Who's wondering if you burnt dinner? This chick
Who just learned Mark Twain can change the subject? this guy
Who didn't answer the question? That guy
Who's going to order a pizza instead of waiting for dinner? This chick
Who's a master chef and never burns anything? not this guy
Who's thinking of a picnic on the tailgate of a truck? This chick
Who seems to remember something like that? this guy
Who enjoyed that as much as the dinner out? This chick
Who wanted to skip dinner? this guy
Who would have been ok with a few snacks instead? This chick
Who's cussing to himself right now? this guy
Who's tired of this thread too? this guy
Who's giggling because someone kept telling her she may need the energy? This chick
Who would like to welcome ^that guy to Lit? This chick
Who knows women don't need energy if all they do is lie on their back? this guy
Who will remember that next time? This chick