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SlickTony

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I got this feedback in my e-mail today:

da story is gd but i didnt undastand sum ov the big words in it! make it simpular! and also i wud have liked em to hav actual sex instead ov just masterbateing. or if not u cud hav made them masterbate each other. this story did un me on but not as much as the others sorry

Surely, somone is pulling my leg.
 
We can only hope it's some lame troll trying in vain to be funny.

Like George Carlin says though: "Think about how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of them are stupider than that."
 
Could be from someone whose first language isn't English or they used a translator program... Those programs can butcher things up and make you sound like a three year old...

Just a guess, you understand.... They could be still in the third grade......... maybe the fourth if they are from Louisiana.... :D
 
TxRad said:
Could be from someone whose first language isn't English or they used a translator program... Those programs can butcher things up and make you sound like a three year old...

Just a guess, you understand.... They could be still in the third grade......... maybe the fourth if they are from Louisiana.... :D

da story is gd

Internet slang, can't blame that on a translator *laugh* It's either a wiseacre, or truly someone who is minimally exceptional.
 
TxRad said:
Could be from someone whose first language isn't English or they used a translator program... Those programs can butcher things up and make you sound like a three year old...

Just a guess, you understand.... They could be still in the third grade......... maybe the fourth if they are from Louisiana.... :D

Watch it, Tx...my son was made in Louisiana, even if he had to be born in Mississippi, and he's quite articulate.
 
SlickTony said:
Watch it, Tx...my son was made in Louisiana, even if he had to be born in Mississippi, and he's quite articulate.
I was both made and born in Louisiana.... Lived there a good part of my life... Still trying to figure out my excuse..... ;)
 
TxRad said:
I was both made and born in Louisiana.... Lived there a good part of my life... Still trying to figure out my excuse..... ;)

Yeah? What part?
 
SlickTony said:
Yeah? What part?
All of me...... :D

From 0 to 19 and from 35 to 45.... and a few odd years thrown in here and there....
 
TxRad said:
All of me...... :D

From 0 to 19 and from 35 to 45.... and a few odd years thrown in here and there....

LOL!

unfortunitly I'm afraid internet lingo is the most likely culprit here. Me, I just have really bad spelling. *giggles* But it seems that people would rather skip a coulpe of letters here and there in an atempt to be able to spill more words out in a shorter period of time rather than actually learn how to type. :rolleyes:

Now we've all come to know and love LOL, Rofl, and it's various combinations, not to mention OMG, and WTF. But come on, is a couple of o's really all that hard to put in? And how much quicker is it really to type da insted of the? Especially if you're practicing The Bible's Guide to Typing technique "seek and ye shall find" :D
 
TxRad said:
All of me...... :D

From 0 to 19 and from 35 to 45.... and a few odd years thrown in here and there....

I should have been more specific--what part of Louisiana?
 
SlickTony said:
I should have been more specific--what part of Louisiana?
I ain't a coonass... I'm from north louisiana.... I'm a smart ass.... :rolleyes:

Shreveport
 
Darkniciad said:
We can only hope it's some lame troll trying in vain to be funny.

Like George Carlin says though: "Think about how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of them are stupider than that."


LOL, that is funny.

My guess is that the commentary is a joke, but if not, that's funny too.
 
TxRad said:
I ain't a coonass... I'm from north louisiana.... I'm a smart ass.... :rolleyes:

Shreveport

Heh, the only part I know next to nothing about. I have lived in Baton Rouge, Vidalia and Lake Charles, and have family in Columbia.
 
Sigh. You must not have the Tennesee to Engish dictionary on hand, Try REDNECKS.COM/THESAURUS/ENGLISH_TRANSLATION.
 
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