This board just got a bit more meaningless. Or is that a bit less meaningful?

[Never]

That is, if you believe meaningless can be considered in a range of values instead of a simple black/white dichotomy (which I do).

Yes, I would say that (sometimes) this is a bit less meaningless than all the other things I might be doing but appear not to be. (You don't know me yet so I won't strain the relationship by forcing you to trust me when I say I'm not eating, watching TV, surfing the net, composing a dirty limerick, etc.. )

While I'm at it - I missed you guys. Where did you go?

Oh, I quit my job. *sob*
Mother said she didn't want me working seven days a week because I'm starting to act strange. (Shhhhh. Yes, I know I've always been strange but a dutiful child always enforces their parents delusions.)

Anywho, the CIA needs to rearrange my furniture now so I'll finish this post later.

Ever,
The Never.
PS. If you have no idea who the hell I am please refrain from asking - my other personalities tend to get bent out of shape.
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Meaning? Less and Less...

 

[Rosebud]

Never!!!! you sexy woman you...I am soooo glad you have finally posted again...these serious threads were getting boring...now give us some nonsense...LOL

 

[The Enigma]

Fascinating.....slightly disturbing.....yet fascinating

 

[Earthmuffin]

Welcome back Never, glad to have less meaning in my bb life!

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

Never.... Who are you...

 

[Bobtoad777]

{{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Huh......

Never, ever, ever, have I been subjected to such bullshit.

Interesting bullshit, but bullshit none the less.

 

[The Enigma]

Good one Sparky...and Bob.....you need a hobby or sumthin...lol

 

[CW]

{{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!! {{{Hugs}}} Never's Back!!!

Bob,,, are you bouncing off the walls again tonight ?

 

[Adoratrice]

Hi Never.....welcome back.



oh and by the way.....I MISSED YOU!!!!!.....sheesh I thought I was gonna have to become a troll since my stalking skills were going to waste.

 

[Bobtoad777]

yeah they let me out of the asylum again plus i have no worke lined up for the next 3 weeks

 

[forgetunome]

yeah they let me out of the asylum again plus i have no worke lined up for the next 3 weeks

LOL!

Last time we let you have time on your hands!

 

[Mustang Sally]

Neeevveeerrrrrrr!
Glad you're back! I, for one, enjoy your particular brand of meaninglessness.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Never, nice to have you back, maybe you could liven up the discussion? *smile*

 

[Never]

Ahhhhhh.

Didn't really expect this type of response. Here it goes.

Rosebud: "Never!!!! you sexy woman you...I am soooo glad you have finally posted again...these serious threads were getting boring...now give us some nonsense...LOL."
Nonsense? Me? Whoever heard of such a thing?
I shall inform you, dear lady, that that I am always a respectable, perfectly logical young woman.
Really.
Now point me to the 'serious' threads you've been having problems with so I might, er, participate fully (yeah, yeah, she'll believe that) in intellectually stimulating conversation. (Damn, I'm smooth)

The Enigma: "Fascinating.....slightly disturbing.....yet fascinating"
True, Rosebud is, but we still love her.

EarthMuffin: "Welcome back Never, glad to have less meaning in my bb life!"
Whatever you are, don't mean more than you do.
So, did you bake any cookies for my homecoming? Mmmmm, cookies.

Cyan: "Never.... Who are you..."
We'll that's just my problem. I'm not quite sure.. I know when I woke up I was a little girl named Alice but so much has changed since then. Hm, perhaps a suck on your hooque would clear thing up..
Wait?
What are you?

That's not what I meant you hundred handed pervert!

Bobtoad: (Well, let's not go there)
Okay Bobtoad, I'll be nice to you.

Spunky... I know you love me. Why deny it?

Adoratrice: "Hi Never.....welcome back."
Ahhh, my stalker.
I tried to put a restraining order on you but the judge didn't understand why it was vitally important for my piece of mind that I tie you down personally. I suppose we all have our own version of 'restrained'.
Oh, yeah, I MISSED YOU.

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[Ravenloft]

Neeevveeerrrrrrr!
Glad you're back! I, for one, enjoy your particular brand of meaninglessness.

All the brands are the same, only the packaging is diferent! Check in your grociers freezer! And... Thank you!

 

[Mustang Sally]

ummm you're welcome? lol

 

[Never]

Never.
And now, Never Lite!

Yes, when you're tired of gothy, depressed, or just plain boring 'Brand X' meaningless turn to Never. Never goes down smooth, is all natural and doesn't have any of those bitter additives.

So, whether it's at home, at work or at the beach. Remember: It's Ever a Never.
And now, Never Lite! (Half the Obliqueness but all the Good Taste)

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How do you like your Never?

 

[Ravenloft]

Damn never... If you want my fucking crown just say so okay? Or did you come after I was declaired the King Of Comedy here at lit? Thats K.O.C. to you, you pesant dog!
Where is my DAMN scepter?! Huh???

 

[Alyrahh]

Where is my DAMN scepter?! Huh???

Oops, boy is my face red! I umm, borrowed it *blush*

Here ya go Ravenloft *wiping it with a towel*

Oh, and welcome back Never.

 

[Sammyjo]

Never...everything is more or less meaningless...I thought we went through this...heehee

 

[Ambrosious]

Or did you come after I was declaired the King Of Comedy here at lit?

Hey cool, I didn't know you had a title and all! Say something funny...no really...go ahead...ALLRIGHT! Who's in charge of titles around here?!

Welcome back Never. You were missed.

 

[April]

Never, are you gonna stay for a while or run off again?
BTW, I missed you too.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Adoratrice: "Hi Never.....welcome back."
Ahhh, my stalker.
I tried to put a restraining order on you but the judge didn't understand why it was vitally important for my piece of mind that I tie you down personally. I suppose we all have our own version of 'restrained'.
Oh, yeah, I MISSED YOU.

And yet I have no mention... then again I have no life.

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How do you like your Never?

Here!


Good to see you back my high priestess of the Never, my humble ode already composed and passed on I am just thankful that you will brighten our lives again.

Yes me.

 

[Beaker]

Should I stay or should I go?