Thinking about shaving.....Ya down there.

Marshal_Nash

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So my poker buddies and I made a bet at our last game that at least one of us wouldn't shave their entire package. Those that still have hairy balls at the next poker game will have to pay for the pizzas for that night.

I have never shaved my genitals and am not looking at the prospect positively. I do love to eat pizza and if I don't have to pay for it it will taste that much better.

So people of lit talk to me. Guys if you have had any experience doing this activity pass on the information you possess so that I can get through this a smoothly as possible (pun intended). Tell me why you did it and the pro's and con's of such an udertaking. Ladies what are your thoughts? Do you find man who has shaved more or less attractive?

I eagerly await your advice?
 
Marshal_Nash said:
So my poker buddies and I made a bet at our last game that at least one of us wouldn't shave their entire package. Those that still have hairy balls at the next poker game will have to pay for the pizzas for that night.

I have never shaved my genitals and am not looking at the prospect positively. I do love to eat pizza and if I don't have to pay for it it will taste that much better.

So people of lit talk to me. Guys if you have had any experience doing this activity pass on the information you possess so that I can get through this a smoothly as possible (pun intended). Tell me why you did it and the pro's and con's of such an udertaking. Ladies what are your thoughts? Do you find man who has shaved more or less attractive?

I eagerly await your advice?

when shaving, try to keep the skin as taught as possible.

it will possibly itch alot when the hair is growing back in (it it's the first time)

i find men who shave very hot....makes me went to give them blow jobs :D
 
MoonShadowLady said:
when shaving, try to keep the skin as taught as possible.

it will possibly itch alot when the hair is growing back in (it it's the first time)

i find men who shave very hot....makes me went to give them blow jobs :D


That is a very convincing vote for shaving.

(I wonder if it is too late to make this a poll? I think I will just let it ride.)
 
MoonShadowLady said:
when shaving, try to keep the skin as taught as possible.

it will possibly itch alot when the hair is growing back in (it it's the first time)

i find men who shave very hot....makes me went to give them blow jobs :D
What she said... And Go slow.. LOL
 
Marshal_Nash said:
That is a very convincing vote for shaving.

(I wonder if it is too late to make this a poll? I think I will just let it ride.)

well, i've asked men about them shaving and they said that it itches when the hair first comes in but after awhile, it's not so bad......you just have to keep the skin tight for a safer and closest shave
 
Dreamingoflove said:
What she said... And Go slow.. LOL


yes, no need to hurry in that area ;)

use plenty of shaving cream and a razor with a moisture strip....these thing will REALLY help :)
 
I really have no preference one way or the other - I love to lick and suck balls no matter if there is hair there or not.
I do know that if you get a woman to shave you - you will both enjoy it. I've done it and it was very erotic.

Now on to the shaving part......

There are two schools of thought about this - either in the shower or out.

Either way you should start with clippers. These babies are going to be your first step in the process. If you are a first-timer, they are an absolute must. Drop trow and grab a handful. Use the clippers to trim the mane, the ball-sack, and the chode for bonus points. Start off with a small section and make sure there is no tugging going on. If there is, you may need to adjust the cutting plane on the side of the unit.

I find that starting out just like the barber does - using a warm, moist towel will help the hair get ready for the process.
Use a brand new razor or blade - Schick Quatro - 4 blades will probably work best or Mach3 is good too .
Hot shower - the hotter the water the smoother the shave - be careful of the water temp though
Plenty of shaving cream
Slow - don't be in a rush
Careful not to nick your dick or you'll be masturbating much more carefully for a few days.

The best way to go about this, is to squeeze the testes against the skin, thereby stretching the epidermis around the nut. This will ensure the closest shave possible. A steady hand is absolutely necessary here. Very carefully, glide the blades over the curved surface of your balls taking care not to miss spots.

Methodically squeeze the cojones against different areas and repeat until all the hair is gone and you are left with a surface that resembles strawberry chewing gum.

After this process is done, suggest to your partner that you would like them to "teabag" you until you are aroused. A subtle way to do this is with a maneuver known as "Ray-Bans" where you place one nut over each of your partner's eyes, emulating the late 90's sunglasses, and sliding downward to the mouth.
(easy now ladies - his bits are freshly shorn and might be more sensitive - be gentle. Remember it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - and torqued testes are tough to explain to an ER doc)

You will probably itch for a couple of days - lotion with aloe or straight aloe from the plant will help.

If you decide you don't like it shaved it will grow back fast.

Now WE - speaking for all the Lit women who know you and want you - will, of course want - nay DEMAND - to see the finished product. :kiss:

And there you have it simple, quick, and effective.
 
SecretLove69 said:
I really have no preference one way or the other - I love to lick and suck balls no matter if there is hair there or not.
I do know that if you get a woman to shave you - you will both enjoy it. I've done it and it was very erotic.

Now on to the shaving part......

There are two schools of thought about this - either in the shower or out.

Either way you should start with clippers. These babies are going to be your first step in the process. If you are a first-timer, they are an absolute must. Drop trow and grab a handful. Use the clippers to trim the mane, the ball-sack, and the chode for bonus points. Start off with a small section and make sure there is no tugging going on. If there is, you may need to adjust the cutting plane on the side of the unit.

I find that starting out just like the barber does - using a warm, moist towel will help the hair get ready for the process.
Use a brand new razor or blade - Schick Quatro - 4 blades will probably work best or Mach3 is good too .
Hot shower - the hotter the water the smoother the shave - be careful of the water temp though
Plenty of shaving cream
Slow - don't be in a rush
Careful not to nick your dick or you'll be masturbating much more carefully for a few days.

The best way to go about this, is to squeeze the testes against the skin, thereby stretching the epidermis around the nut. This will ensure the closest shave possible. A steady hand is absolutely necessary here. Very carefully, glide the blades over the curved surface of your balls taking care not to miss spots.

Methodically squeeze the cojones against different areas and repeat until all the hair is gone and you are left with a surface that resembles strawberry chewing gum.

After this process is done, suggest to your partner that you would like them to "teabag" you until you are aroused. A subtle way to do this is with a maneuver known as "Ray-Bans" where you place one nut over each of your partner's eyes, emulating the late 90's sunglasses, and sliding downward to the mouth.
(easy now ladies - his bits are freshly shorn and might be more sensitive - be gentle. Remember it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - and torqued testes are tough to explain to an ER doc)

You will probably itch for a couple of days - lotion with aloe or straight aloe from the plant will help.

If you decide you don't like it shaved it will grow back fast.

Now WE - speaking for all the Lit women who know you and want you - will, of course want - nay DEMAND - to see the finished product. :kiss:

And there you have it simple, quick, and effective.


Wow that was very detailed thank you very much.
 
Marshal_Nash said:
Wow that was very detailed thank you very much.
Anytime babe - just wish I could help. :kiss: You, after all, are the DILDO that haunts my dreams. ;)

Oh and lest you think I jest - a picture of your handiwork - hmm before and after shots perhaps - would be greatly appreciated. :D All I gotta say is I wish I was one of your poker buddies. Enjoy the free pizza sweetie.
 
SecretLove69 said:
Anytime babe - just wish I could help. :kiss: You, after all, are the DILDO that haunts my dreams. ;)

Oh and lest you think I jest - a picture of your handiwork - hmm before and after shots perhaps - would be greatly appreciated. :D All I gotta say is I wish I was one of your poker buddies. Enjoy the free pizza sweetie.


:D We will see what happens.

Maybe if I were sufficiantly motivated.
 
SecretLove69 said:
I really have no preference one way or the other - I love to lick and suck balls no matter if there is hair there or not.
I do know that if you get a woman to shave you - you will both enjoy it. I've done it and it was very erotic.

So, I should let you shave half and let the other grow! To please you fully ;)
 
Marshal_Nash said:
:D We will see what happens.

Maybe if I were sufficiantly motivated.
You need motivation eh? Perhaps the feel of my soft tongue licking your smooth nuts would give you the urge.....but since you are there and I'm here I guess I'll have to work my feminine charms via the type written word. :kiss:
 
whogonnawin1 said:
So, I should let you shave half and let the other grow! To please you fully ;)
I do so appreciate an accomodating man. :kiss: That would definitely be unique and photo worthy. My tongue going from one texture to the other - sampling both would be a remarkable sensation - perhaps for you as well. ;)
 
SecretLove69 said:
I do so appreciate an accomodating man. :kiss: That would definitely be unique and photo worthy. My tongue going from one texture to the other - sampling both would be a remarkable sensation - perhaps for you as well. ;)

You're always a sensation!
 
whogonnawin1 said:
You're always a sensation!
Awww you make me blush with such talk......now cross the border and get your sweet ass down here and let me take advantage or you - or you of me - let's do our part for international relations.
 
Wow, so I guess you must be playing strip poker? ;)

I had an ex who shaved them once and I would recommend it.
 
as someone who has quite a bit of body hair generally, i don't shave, i trim with the clipper thingies.

if i shaved it would look very odd compared to the rest of my body. however it is veryyyyy short. And i am sure if i chose to do so, it would be a lot easier to shave it in this condition.

and of course, shaving is required for the pizza!

nb when trimmed it doesn't itch at all
 
SecretLove69 said:
Awww you make me blush with such talk......now cross the border and get your sweet ass down here and let me take advantage or you - or you of me - let's do our part for international relations.

Our two nations should become united together through us. And it will be a hot and sweaty affair.
 
SecretLove69 said:
You need motivation eh? Perhaps the feel of my soft tongue licking your smooth nuts would give you the urge.....but since you are there and I'm here I guess I'll have to work my feminine charms via the type written word. :kiss:



I am gonna try it tomorrow.
 
Has anyone tried a cream instead of shaving? The idea of shaving freaks me, shaky hands and all
 
wild4it said:
Has anyone tried a cream instead of shaving? The idea of shaving freaks me, shaky hands and all
I've heard of guys using Nair but the way it burns on my legs I can't imagine how it would feel on your nuts.
My oldest brother once used it on his head instead of shaving and then he made the mistake of putting on a baseball cap....he nearly sweat himself to death. But it made for humorous conversation.
 
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