Think about your avatar

[Sandia]

Now, as to WHY cock pics are a big turn-off to me... well, it's instinctual.

For one thing, a lot of them are just not very pretty.

I mean, anytime you focus right up on the genitals like that, it's a little too much. I've always felt that way about "beaver shots" as well.

To me, a little bit of mystery is a good thing. A woman wearing the right clothing is sexier than a woman wearing nothing at all.

 

[LordLucan74]

Reading comprehension in exact inverse proportion to arrogance.

Fascinating.

We Aristocrats are always arrogant. It is our final right.

 

[Never]

Tortoise:
“Reading comprehension in exact inverse proportion to arrogance.

Fascinating.”

I wish I could take him back to the laboratory.
I want to see if he could cause cancer in lab rats.

 

[tortoise]

NEVER------> Rehab NOW!!! You must be on crack!!! No way you were so sumarrily dismisive!!

Your Spelling Buddy says:

summarily
dismissive
raison d'etre

Spelling Buddy recognizes that spelling ability can deteriorate with inebriation, but Spelling Buddy doesn't believe in excuses.

 

[LordLucan74]

Now, as to WHY cock pics are a big turn-off to me... well, it's instinctual.

For one thing, a lot of them are just not very pretty.

I mean, anytime you focus right up on the genitals like that, it's a little too much. I've always felt that way about "beaver shots" as well.

To me, a little bit of mystery is a good thing. A woman wearing the right clothing is sexier than a woman wearing nothing at all.

Clearly a lesbian seeking a way OUT!!!

 

[Never]

I'm not fond of beaver shots either Sandia. And I speak as one who has considered all the beavers she's been personally acquainted with heavenly.

 

[tortoise]

Tortoise:
“Reading comprehension in exact inverse proportion to arrogance.

Fascinating.”

I wish I could take him back to the laboratory.
I want to see if he could cause cancer in lab rats.

Or squirrels.

 

[Sandia]

Yes. Isn't that a marvelous expression of downright piss-in-the-pants contrariness? Calvin is constantly fighting between his inner instincts and his desire to get along with the rest of the world. He can't believe no one else recognizes how brilliant he is.

 

[LordLucan74]

Your Spelling Buddy says:

summarily
dismissive
raison d'etre

Spelling Buddy recognizes that spelling ability can deteriorate with inebriation, but Spelling Buddy doesn't believe in excuses.

It can deteriorate....which means it does not always...You have failed to consider the probability of mis-types. Hence, your comment is a non sequitor

I have ceased checking for mis-types given the obvious thread IQ

 

[Sandia]

Do you make snowmen like he does?

My last post was directed at Shameless. I thought I'd hit "quote" !

 

[tortoise]

Dear Diary:

Today, I "learned" that Never is an effeminate male and Sandia is a lesbian.

 

[tortoise]

It can deteriorate....which means it does not always...You have failed to consider the probability of mis-types. Hence, your comment is a non sequitor

I have ceased checking for mis-types given the obvious thread IQ

Your Spelling Buddy says:

non sequitur

 

[LordLucan74]

Or squirrels.

I do not require nor desire a spelling buddy. Curiously. when one can not stay on topic, often one attacks others in different areas to make up for intellectual inadequacies. Typical...------> avatars!!! THAT is the thread topic???

 

[Never]

Tortoise:
“Or squirrels.”

Squirrels only like beef jerky, not turkey.
Oh, and don't go spreading that male thing everywhere. My fellow lesbians would be pissed.

 

[Sandia]

I guess the real reason for the distaste for cock pics is what I imagine the poster is trying to say. It comes across like "suck my dick, bitch." Or at least, "hey, look at me!"

Either way, it's not a sentiment I appreciate in a guy.

 

[LordLucan74]

Your Spelling Buddy says:

non sequitur

Maybe you can out spell me, but can you stay on topic and out think me??

 

[Never]

LordLucan74:
"Typical...------> avatars!!! THAT is the thread topic???"

You’re so right.
Lord Luncan, your avatar tells me you’re an arrogant prick, who can’t carry on a reasonable conversation, and craved the attention he receives when he acts like an idiot. It’s also unoriginal and intellectually flaccid.

Of course, I got this totally from looking at your avatar, I haven’t read a damn one of your posts.

 

[tortoise]

Ah yes. The elusive topic. I can't help but notice that you failed to respond to the following:

I refer you to the answers I gave some moments ago and pray God that you can recall the raisson d etre of the thread you started!!!

Broad hint: is it within the realm of possibility that your perception of her raison d'etre does not jibe 100% with the actuality? I realize that this is a frightening thought, as it would imply that your entire prologed rant on this thread might, just might, possibly be based on false premises...?

 

[Never]

I guess the real reason for the distaste for cock pics is what I imagine the poster is trying to say. It comes across like "suck my dick, bitch." Or at least, "hey, look at me!"

Either way, it's not a sentiment I appreciate in a guy.

You have a point.

 

[Sandia]

Never, I loved this phrase: I would neither taste the fruit of another’s garden nor bear the onus of their weeds.

A wonderful, poetic thought.

 

[LordLucan74]

I guess the real reason for the distaste for cock pics is what I imagine the poster is trying to say. It comes across like "suck my dick, bitch." Or at least, "hey, look at me!"

Either way, it's not a sentiment I appreciate in a guy.

You clearly need meds..Prozac?? I wrote a great essay on Lord Soames and Rhodesia today...But, My av was an inflated sheep then. What is your problem??

 

[tortoise]

Maybe you can out spell me, but can you stay on topic and out think me??

Heh. Yes I can, Oh Lord.

Rest assured, I derive zero satisfaction from that fact, though, as a constipated squirrel could out think you.

 

[Never]

Sandia:
“Never, I loved this phrase: I would neither taste the fruit of another’s garden nor bear the onus of their weeds.

A wonderful, poetic thought.”

*blushing*
Thank you kind sir.

 

[LordLucan74]

Ah yes. The elusive topic. I can't help but notice that you failed to respond to the following:



Broad hint: is it within the realm of possibility that your perception of her raison d'etre does not jibe 100% with the actuality? I realize that this is a frightening thought, as it would imply that your entire prologed rant on this thread might, just might, possibly be based on false premises...?

Another person putting whipped cream on BS and calling it a treat.

It is still BS mate

Can you not stay on topic?? Slow class graduate??

 

[Sandia]

Dear Diary:

Today, I "learned" that Never is an effeminate male and Sandia is a lesbian.

Oh, GOD, tortoise, you're going to get me in SO much trouble.