Things you would outlaw if you were king of Literotica, or Queen

[WriterDom]

Cock avs

Maybe I'll think of something else but I just had to get that out first.

 

[trojan_man_co]

people who say things just to piss every one off... no not their opponnion they just talk shit to talk shit...

 

[BiBunny]

I'd outlaw people who think the lowercase "Q" and lowercase "G" can be used interchangeably. Just because they may sort of look similar (to me, they don't, but I guess I could see where someone would think so--"q," "g") doesn't mean that you can use one in place of the other and expect others to know what the hell you're talking about. I can't tell you how much time I spend trying to figure out things like "quarantee" and "guality."

 

[Yang4yin]

Cock avs

That, and the minimum number of characters for posts.
Oh, and the 20-second rule between posts.

And huge signature areas.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Avatar size limitations.

 

[Recidiva]

I would outlaw behaving as if the different boards were somehow superior or inferior to each other.

I would, in short, outlaw all boardist agendas and hate crimes.

 

[WriterDom]

I would limit posts to 1000 a month per person.

If someone uses up their quota in 10 days, tough shit.

And alt posts would count towards their total.

 

[Blushing Bottom]

People who edit the posts of othere in public rather than in a PM.

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[pellso27]

1 thing and only 1 thing.......Pics of Fat Girls!

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

People who edit the posts of others in public rather than in a PM.

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Forgive me Miss BB the Devil made me do it

 

[graceanne]

Av's that show more of a person than you want to see. If it's got no artistic value please keep it to yourself.

I'd also outlaw 'who's way is better' threads.

And while I'm at it, no one would be allowed cookies or chocolate but me, punishable by death.

 

[subgrl18]

And while I'm at it, no one would be allowed cookies or chocolate but me, punishable by death. [/QUOTE]

hehe u make me giggle Gracie.

 

[graceanne]

hehe u make me giggle Gracie.

Well that's the point of my silly posts. To make people giggle.

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[graceanne]

Hypersensitive whiners

Excuse me? What exactly do you mean by that?

Nobody likes me, everyone's always picking on me, I'M NEVER GOING TO POST HERE AGAIN!!!

Sarcastic? Silly? Moi?

 

[wouldloveto]

I'd outlaw people who think the lowercase "Q" and lowercase "G" can be used interchangeably. Just because they may sort of look similar (to me, they don't, but I guess I could see where someone would think so--"q," "g") doesn't mean that you can use one in place of the other and expect others to know what the hell you're talking about. I can't tell you how much time I spend trying to figure out things like "quarantee" and "guality."

BiBunny,

I am so qlad that you brouqht this up. I is a guestion of qood writing skills that so many folks iqnore! I am qoing to continue to quide folks alonq these lines.

 

[BiBunny]

BiBunny,

I am so qlad that you brouqht this up. I is a guestion of qood writing skills that so many folks iqnore! I am qoing to continue to quide folks alonq these lines.

*Screams*

Seriously...I think you need a good spanking for that.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

People who edit the posts of othere in public rather than in a PM.
Except when they are saying nice things about Evil_Geoff.
Or quoting Marquis.
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Thanks BB! Love you too!

 

[Evil_Geoff]

*Screams*

Seriously...I think you need a good spanking for that.

<swat><swat><swat><swat>
*rubrubrubrub*

How's that for a start?

 

[BiBunny]

<swat><swat><swat><swat>
*rubrubrubrub*

How's that for a start?

Not what I was going for, but it works quite nicely, anyway.

*Purr*

 

[TheDivineMsM]

Nasty Pussy Avi's
and someone already mentioned it but i will say it again
DICK avis....need to go pronto!

 

[WriterDom]

The pussy av with the cherries in it is kind of cute. But yeah, I don't like seeing a close up of any private parts. A nipple would be fine.

 

[NemoAlia]

The "wait 30 seconds before you can search again" rule. Grr. It's just demoralizing!

 

[midwestyankee]

Quoting long posts in their entirety just to add a short comment that has all the insight of day-old oatmeal.

 

[WriterDom]

Read Receipts should be damned to Hell.