Things You Will Never See In A Hallmark Moment...

[*bratcat*]

 

[Sweetlola]

OMG... You've got me laughing hysterically.... *wiping tears from my eyes*

 

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[AbsolutLolita]

ROTFLMAO

Bravo bratcat!!!

 

[Basia]

"Dear little boy,
I am sorry to say
That while I write this,
Your little Fido got in my way."

 

[Celtlan]

When i think we have been married 25 year I always think I would have got less if I had killed some one.

 

[YoungGun69]

So your Daughter married a rich old geezer
But the old dude just couldn’t please her.
So she slipped him Viagra,
Then he flowed like Niagara,
And screwed 'til he died from the seizure.

Sorry for your loss.

 

[Basia]

So, your married to a prisedent....
Well.... All I can say is Sorry.