Things you rather be doing...

I'd adore to be tap dancing...and being taught by a lady in a kilt who wears wooly black tights. After lessons going to the pub for a game of darts and several pints of beer.
Then getting a kebab on the way back.
Possibly some sweet stuff to... finish off the night .
 
Watching the sunrise from a camper van whilst getting a blow job and drinking excellent coffee.
 
I'd rather be sleeping! Both of our new parrots are back in the nest. Luckily, their mother is feeding them. Now I just need to get my body back into the rhythm of sleeping at night.
 
Having a full English breakfast so large that I would be unable to move for several hours. In fact just in time to start making lunch.
 
My friend made me some vegan chocolate ganache. I want to eat some now, but since I just ate dinner, I'll hold off until later.
 
Landing and having my slutty princess scream daddy and run and hug me in the arival area.
 
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