Things you rather be doing...

[Krigirl1233]

I'm told that some sluts use the washing machine as a giant vibrator

Sluts ‘eh maybe small dicked guys like you should try it too

 

[Hodes101]

Mud bath at a spa

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Going whale watching

 

[Mattentive]

So, so bad

Some people just can't recognize the comedick jenious I so clearly am.

 

[Photog1rl]

I'm told that some sluts use the washing machine as a giant vibrator

Wow! That’s kind of aggressive. Were you trying for edgy or funny or anything other than being a shaming ahole cause it kind of seems like you missed the mark.

 

[base10]

Having a bit of a yearning for some latex fetish play right now

 

[Photog1rl]

Having a bit of a yearning for some latex fetish play right now

Why do I have a feeling I’d find your yearnings extremely interesting?

 

[Photog1rl]

Some people just can't recognize the comedick jenious I so clearly am.

Maybe you should see a doctor for that. I’ve heard there are pills to help.

 

[base10]

Why do I have a feeling I’d find your yearnings extremely interesting?

Because they are dark, and sexy, and at least in my opinion - a whole lot of fun

 

[Mattentive]

Maybe you should see a doctor for that. I’ve heard there are pills to help.

Only suppositories, and you have to do stand-up to take those, but I prefer sitting down.

 

[Photog1rl]

Because they are dark, and sexy, and at least in my opinion - a whole lot of fun

Dark, sexy and fun, yep-three good reasons.

 

[gin53man]

Wow! That’s kind of aggressive. Were you trying for edgy or funny or anything other than being a shaming ahole cause it kind of seems like you missed the mark.

Guilty as charged. My bad. Trying for humor that obviously missed the mark by a whole lot

 

[gin53man]

Sluts ‘eh maybe small dicked guys like you should try it too

Apologies. Attempt at some light humor obviously backfired. Sorry, sorry, sorry ... no offense intended

 

[cheekygirl75]

Meeting someone I’m instantly attracted to & having a first kiss with him

 

[Speshul91]

Being able to breath through my nose, dawn weather changes got me all fucked up

 

[NastyNyx]

Kissing.

 

[TiedandDenied]

I'd rather be tied naked to a chair watching my wife make love with her boyfriend.

 

[Kiwitrucker1]

Having a 69

 

[rycat25]

Snuggling

 

[GoodGuy69]

Easily rather be at home with a lady friend.... but c'est la vie. Also need a lady friend.. lmao

 

[Azuldrgon]

Easily rather be at home with a lady friend.... but c'est la vie. Also need a lady friend.. lmao

I agree totally.

 

[n8Romantic]

All the above.

 

[NastyNyx]

Eating a banana.

 

[MrPractical]

Counting pennies

 

[Lady2020]

Working one less day. Not working 5 consecutive days of retail hell.