Things you need, metaphorically

[Balladeer08]

I need someone who can play Keely Smith to my Louis Prima.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I need you to lower the rim.

 

[Balladeer08]

I need you to lower the rim.

How fortuitous. I am currently accepting lower rim jobs.

8)

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

How fortuitous. I am currently accepting lower rim jobs.

8)

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

 

[Balladeer08]

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

{Family Feud stage setting}

And the top reasons....SURVEY SAYS....

$$$$$$$$$

 

[Recidiva]

The Midas Touch and a pair of anti-Midas gloves.

 

[Balladeer08]

The Midas Touch and a pair of anti-Midas gloves.

Yeah, without the gloves it is a curse.

I always thought the title of the story should have been The King Who Couldn't Masturbate.

Going to the bathroom would have been tricky, also.

 

[Recidiva]

Yeah, without the gloves it is a curse.

I always thought the title of the story should have been The King Who Couldn't Masturbate.

Going to the bathroom would have been tricky, also.

I figured the gloves could have fixed the problem. Yeah, gold gloves. Technically you're not touching anything and the gold is malleable enough to pull it off.

It would have been a very different story if I'd been Midas.

 

[Recidiva]

In the same vein, Pandora, let hope out of the box.

Why the hell would you leave that thing in particular in the box? It makes no sense.

 

[Balladeer08]

In the same vein, Pandora, let hope out of the box.

Why the hell would you leave that thing in particular in the box? It makes no sense.

How long had Hope been stuck in the box with all that other shit? Hope is amazingly upbeat, that had to be depressing as all hell.

 

[Recidiva]

How long had Hope been stuck in the box with all that other shit? Hope is amazingly upbeat, that had to be depressing as all hell.

"Guys? Really. You can let me out. Guys? Oh come ON!"

 

[Balladeer08]

"Guys? Really. You can let me out. Guys? Oh come ON!"

Oh damn! I can hear it. LOL

 

[Recidiva]

Oh damn! I can hear it. LOL

Worst part is that she can't actually give up on the idea that the box will open some day.

Hoist on her own hopetard.

 

[Balladeer08]

Worst part is that she can't actually give up on the idea that the box will open some day.

Hoist on her own hopetard.

OH, excellent!

 

[Recidiva]

OH, excellent!

I love that word now.

Though Greek myth mostly teaches me that Greeks were some pretty freaky people who didn't think stuff through.