Things To Do With A Long Arm

[Guest]

If you had an amazing elastic arm that could stretch up to 20 feet long, what mischievous pranks would you get up to?

I'd stand outside high-rise blocks of flats and tap urgently on people's windows.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

If you could have a 20 foot long elastic appendage, Rog, are you sure your first choice would be your hand?

(get your minds out of the gutter, people. I want to have a really long nose. The better to smell you with, my dear...)

 

[Gingersnap]

I think instead of a arm I would have a tongue that was that long. MMAANNNN think of how popular you would be with that one. LOOK MA NO HANDS!!!!

Jeezz Roger one could snake their tongue through the window and quess what EXsqueese ME lets party.

[Edited by Gingersnap on 08-15-2000 at 02:48 PM]

 

[Guest]

Alice Does Dallas Through The Looking Glass

Heeheehee. You crack me up, you naughty Literoticans with your elasticated appendages.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Awww... shucks, Rog. Just doin' ma job. Just doin' ma job.

Ginger, good thinking on the tongue idea. If you can make it work, make sure I'm the first to know.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

well if i had a 20 foot elastic arm ..

i could sit in a crowded theatre and reach behind 4 people to nonchalantly drop a card with my phone number on it into the popcorn box of the gorgeous hunk sitting at the aisle seat ..

do you think he would think it too forward, dear?

 

[Skitten]

Isabella that would be cool now the things you could do with an elastic arm are a lot to the imagination. You could be in a store and find a good looking man and put you arm around him and carefully give him a nudge in the right places hey you never know use the immagination.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Nudge nudge know what I mean .. know what I mean?

ha ha skitten .. i know .. i was going to say something along those lines at first .. that is what i first thought of .. but i didn't know quite how to say it .. i like that one, dear, "nudge in the right places" ... very discreet lol...

and ummm honey i think you already know i have an imagination.

and oh Rog .. i was thinking that instead of long super arms i would like to be like Roger Daltry and see for miles and miles .. now that would be cool .. to see anything you wanted .. i don't really know what i'd pick .. there is so much .. different countries .. rock stars .. movie stars .. relatives .. friends .. wow .. now that would be amazing ..i mean really you could see anyone you wanted naked too .. those crazy Who guys .. man they were wild lol ..

 

[Rosebud]

If i had super stretchy arms...I would go to a very public place and cop a feel with every nice assed guy

 

[Golden]

If i had super stretchy arms...I would go to a very public place and cop a feel with every nice assed guy

This place public enough? Am I in range? Which way do I face? Ooopphhh, great hands, girl!

 

[Rosebud]

I can get the front too....oh my that is a golden ticket

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I got the Golden ticket... I got the Golden ticket!

 

[Gil]

It's really not as much fun as you all seem intent on making it out to be!

Show a little compassion for shit's sake!

Oops! ...oh dear!

 

[Guest]

Sorry, Gil - I was forgetting about your 18 foot arm. I suppose it must be a bit of a nightmare when you're trying to get to sleep - unable to roll onto your side 'cause that great appendage is always getting in the way. (Oh shit, oh dear.) And then there's all the cruel jokes about "the long arm of the law" and "Don't mind Gil - he doesn't mean any arm" etcetera. Mind you - I suppose it'd come in handy if you ever bumped into your friend, Matty. (Read Gil's 'Jeremy II' very soon on Literotica to fully appreciate this obscure literary reference.)

The rest of you - haha. For your inventiveness I'm awarding you and poor Gil a free bungee jump from the top of the Empire States building. I'm going to dangle my arm over the edge.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

If I had a long elastic arm I would go to a crowded place and weave my arm ahead and pinch good looking guys butts with it. They would never know it was me. And could you imagine them looking around to see who did it. LOL The other things I would do well lets just say even maybe to obscene for this board. LOL

Bonnie