Nirvanadragones
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I don't want to die
Things to do after you die
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I see your future my dear! You will have a long and prosperous life!Nirvanadragones said:
There will be many words written, songs sung and games played.
You will be beautiful your whole life. You will have many men desire you.
Woman will lay at your feet to beg your favors.
Your life will be many things to many people, but you will make it yours and be happy.
For happiness is truly all we can hope for and attain.
Good Life and True Happiness are yours!
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zeb1094 said:I see your future my dear! You will have a long and prosperous life!
There will be many words written, songs sung and games played.
You will be beautiful your whole life. You will have many men desire you.
Woman will lay at your feet to beg your favors.
Your life will be many things to many people, but you will make it yours and be happy.
For happiness is truly all we can hope for and attain.
Good Life and True Happiness are yours!
I'm speechless... Thank you
Nirvanadragones
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zeb1094 said:You will be one of the ones I come back to watch over and guide on the path of life!
Do you know the way to Sam's house?
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zeb1094 said:Once I cross over I will know everything! So, yes, I will know the way to Sam's house!
In that case it's a deal
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I'm going to catch a ride on the space ship in the tail of a comet...... No wait, that's already been done. Never mind. I guess I'll just die and be done with it.
When I do die, I hope that's in a giant, adrenaline rush filled explosion, or in the sack.
When I do die, I hope that's in a giant, adrenaline rush filled explosion, or in the sack.
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zeb1094 said:That's another thread farther down the list!
As an aside, who doesn't?
Me for one.
I have no money to lose. And I have the world's worst poker face.
You can play online for free with, now get this, PLAY money! Some of the most serious players are at the PLAY money tables! It can be such a riot, 'cuz all it is, is a big chat room where you play cards.rgraham666 said:Me for one.
I have no money to lose. And I have the world's worst poker face.
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Another thing I would do is what Chris Rock suggested in "Dogma", watch naked girls in the shower.....
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shereads said:
No, I'm in the process of seducing a vampire... the kiss of life is what I need - Forever young
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Nirvanadragones said:No, I'm in the process of seducing a vampire... the kiss of life is what I need - Forever young
And hungry, always hungry.
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Yesterday, the town of Eastbourne, Sussex, awarded the freedom of the town to its oldest citizen who is 109. He will be 110 next month.
He was a mechanic on aircraft for the Royal Naval Air Service at the Battle of Jutland, and later in the RAF on the Western Front until the end of the 1914-18 war.
He was asked what his recommendations were for a long and fruitful life.
His reply:
"Cigarettes, good whisky and..."
He made the camera crew wait at least twenty seconds.
"...many wild, wild women."
He was presented with the scroll of his freedom and a bottle of his favourite Malt Whisky.
He has to move out on to the verandah for his cigarette...
Og
He was a mechanic on aircraft for the Royal Naval Air Service at the Battle of Jutland, and later in the RAF on the Western Front until the end of the 1914-18 war.
He was asked what his recommendations were for a long and fruitful life.
His reply:
"Cigarettes, good whisky and..."
He made the camera crew wait at least twenty seconds.
"...many wild, wild women."
He was presented with the scroll of his freedom and a bottle of his favourite Malt Whisky.
He has to move out on to the verandah for his cigarette...
Og
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I wanna be him when I grow up.
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rgraham666 said:
Hmmnnn... that is sexy... very, very sexy... I'm hungry
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Nirvanadragones said:Hmmnnn... that is sexy... very, very sexy... I'm hungry
Well, there's that problem with your lovers suddenly dying on you.
But after a couple of hundred times, you get used to it.
