Things That Suck

Dillinger

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Going through another near death experience and realizing I didn't pack enough Maker's Mark to help me forget.
 
Re: Things that don't suck

Rubyfruit said:
Room service. :)


Well, except the prices.

Sweet jesus are you in another hotel? I want to be Ruby for a day..or a week...


Now back to things that suck...
 
Things that suck...

ignorant people.

"Mean people suck...









Nice people swallow." ;)
 
Get on the phone and call up room service. Make them do something useful.

On the other hand, maybe you can call a friend to talk to.
 
Dillinger said:
Going through another near death experience and realizing I didn't pack enough Maker's Mark to help me forget.

I always have my Maker's Mark.

Some good things suck, too, kind sir and I resemble that remark.
 
I did. Clam chowder... steak... yup

But a fucking $100+ dollars for a bottle of Maker's Mark?

And, as much as I tried, they refused to send up a blow job.
 
Hotel ethernet connections that can't stay up for more than 5 minutes at a time and telephone technical support that puts you on hold for 20 minutes...
 
sucks and blows

Being blown off by thoe that respond to personal ads

...and ads that are a head game scam. :(
 
Things that suck:

When your personal belongings figure out just how much money you have in savings and break so that you have to use up your money to fix the damned things. I swear that my appliances have an intuitive reaction to me saving up my pennies.



No, I'm not the unabomber, but I got to meet him once before he was caught. He seemed nice enough. Maybe his appliances weren't very nice to him.
 
Dillinger said:
Going through another near death experience and realizing I didn't pack enough Maker's Mark to help me forget.

My husband was just given some Knob Creek. We are doing a taste comparison. They both have their virtues.
 
things that suck

snowstorms on the first day of spring.
having to drive in snowstorms on the first day of spring (poor Dilly!).
Nightmares that you can not wake up from.
Dates that tell you "So, you work in theatre? I hate the arts, it is a complete waste of time and money. But movies are okay."
:mad:

Things that don't suck:
sleeping naked in flannel sheets while it snows outside your window.
Vibrators - although the genius that creates one that does is going to be a multi-millionaire and women everywhere will sing her/his praises.
 
things that suck

An attack of endometriosis on Valentine's Day

Staff meetings of all kinds

Traffic Court
 
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