Things that must have seemed romantic at the time

[shereads]

At the Quik-Mart up the street: an opened package of condoms lying on the sidewalk just outside the door.

Did he make it to the car?

 

[Guest]

Did someone call the Hazmat team to clean it up?

that would be my thought. could i borrow some of your romantic idealism?

 

[cantdog]

In spring there is a rise in the amount of cast off underwear.

 

[Guest]

In spring there is a rise in the amount of cast off underwear.

i appologize profusely.
lucky and i will gather our belongings with the first hint of thaw.

 

[shereads]

i appologize profusely.
lucky and i will gather our belongings with the first hint of thaw.

Use disposables.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That thong that on the hanger looked so right, but in the brighter light of day caused all to come to a screeching halt.
Alcohol and sex do mix.

 

[shereads]

That thong that on the hanger looked so right, but in the brighter light of day caused all to come to a screeching halt.
Alcohol and sex do mix.

You're supposed to remove it from the hanger before you put it on.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You're supposed to remove it from the hanger before you put it on.

I've jotted that one down in my notebook and will refer to it many times over, it will save many more embarassing moments in the ER from ever happening again.

 

[~photoguy~]

speaking of ER ... is it just me or does that show sukk ?

seems like its running out of steam .. how many plot twists can you dream up for ER patients, how many cast members can sleep with other cast members ....

I think its on life support ..

 

[eric shawn listo]

I would have to agree. I haven't watched much since Clooney's last appearance. He and what's her name were the soul of the show.

What?

Oh, sorry.

Walking down the street, I spied a single black pump stuffed with what appeared to be soiled polkadot panties.

 

[Guest]

Walking down the street, I spied a single black pump stuffed with what appeared to be soiled polkadot panties.

THEY were not soiled, ill have you know.
they were just an odd color. do you remember the address where you saw them? i want my shoe back.

 

[eric shawn listo]

THEY were not soiled, ill have you know.
they were just an odd color. do you remember the address where you saw them? i want my shoe back.

222 East Lovelorn Lane.

And I don't think you want that shoe back.

 

[Guest]

222 East Lovelorn Lane.

And I don't think you want that shoe back.

damn, it was Prada too!

 

[eric shawn listo]

damn, it was Prada too!

You really should be more careful.

But that probably wouldn't be as much fun.

 

[Blackie Malone]

damn, it was Prada too!

You only had one???

 

[Guest]

You only had one???

what would i do with two shoes and one foot?

my nick name has always been Ileane

 

[Blackie Malone]

what would i do with two shoes and one foot?

my nick name has always been Ileane

Are you Ben Dover's sister?

 

[Guest]

Are you Ben Dover's sister?

no Rollma Over's cousin.