Things that make you go :rolleyes:

[Eilan]

Discovering the dark side to my love of tofu.

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[TBKahuna123]

Discovering the dark side to my love of tofu.

So that's why everytime my wife makes tofu I have an uncontrollable desire to put on assless leather chaps and jerk off to Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!

 

[pleasteasme]

So that's why everytime my wife makes tofu I have an uncontrollable desire to put on assless leather chaps and jerk off to Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!

We need pictures TBK!

 

[TBKahuna123]

Imagine catching Winnie the Pooh in a biker outfit with his hand in the honey pot. Same thing.

 

[midwestyankee]

So that's why everytime my wife makes tofu I have an uncontrollable desire to put on assless leather chaps and jerk off to Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!

Impressive. I just finished a double veggie burger sub sandwich and I have this uncontrollable urge to download Village People songs.

 

[TBKahuna123]

Impressive. I just finished a double veggie burger sub sandwich and I have this uncontrollable urge to download Village People songs.

So if we've established that I'm the Leather Guy, who would that make you? The Construction Worker perhaps?

 

[midwestyankee]

So if we've established that I'm the Leather Guy, who would that make you? The Construction Worker perhaps?

I'm told by those whose knowledge of the VP is more profound than mine, that the cop would be a good choice. Wearing those mirror sunglasses and tapping my nightstick menacingly against my palm seems to suit my persona - so I'm told.

 

[bobsgirl]

I'm told by those whose knowledge of the VP is more profound than mine, that the cop would be a good choice. Wearing those mirror sunglasses and tapping my nightstick menacingly against my palm seems to suit my persona - so I'm told.

You can frisk me any time you like, officer. I'll be very co-operative.

 

[TBKahuna123]

I'm told by those whose knowledge of the VP is more profound than mine, that the cop would be a good choice. Wearing those mirror sunglasses and tapping my nightstick menacingly against my palm seems to suit my persona - so I'm told.

SO who would be the Construction worker? Silver or Scaly?

 

[midwestyankee]

SO who would be the Construction worker? Silver or Scaly?

Let every man speak for himself here.

 

[Eilan]

assless leather chaps

Holy shit! That was you?

 

[TBKahuna123]

Holy shit! That was you?

That's right baby. I'm bringin sexy back!

 

[midwestyankee]

I think that I'd be discouraged too if I were a 23yo in a relationshit (even with a lovely girl).

 

[bobsgirl]

I think that I'd be discouraged too if I were a 23yo in a relationshit (even with a lovely girl).

A relationship can be a relationshit in disguise, Yank.

Just saying.

 

[midwestyankee]

A relationship can be a relationshit in disguise, Yank.

Just saying.

Scat, cat!

 

[bobsgirl]

Scat, cat!

I was being serious sort of. My smartass hat is in the wash today.

 

[midwestyankee]

I was being serious sort of. My smartass hat is in the wash today.

So was I. That cat creeps me out.

 

[bobsgirl]

So was I. That cat creeps me out.

I'll tell her you said so.

So you're saying I should go back to the naked pictures?

 

[Quoll]

I think that I'd be discouraged too if I were a 23yo in a relationshit (even with a lovely girl).

EJ might have a different opinion on that.

 

[midwestyankee]

EJ might have a different opinion on that.

You mean our very own Whiny the Poo?

 

[midwestyankee]

I'll tell her you said so.

So you're saying I should go back to the naked pictures?

Ahem.....you're talking to the proud owner of a Y chromosome. This is a non-question and I see by the reappearance of Granny Boobs that you already figured this out.

 

[Quoll]

The front page of HT proper, ye gods, how many more times.

 

[JustSkye]

Relationshit...hah! I like that lol

Hello, sweet Quili

 

[Quoll]

Relationshit...hah! I like that lol

Hello, sweet Quili

I guess everyone needs a good colonic now and then, presto, no more relationshit.

Hello dear Loquena.

 

[skizbees]

I got a message from a friend being completely aghast at the fact that her all ages evening show was changed to 21+ at the bar where she is scheduled to perform tonight. It's a liability to have people under 21 at a bar after 6 PM in Boston, as they card every individual at the door until last call. It gave me a chuckle though.