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About Me
I am looking for a hot girl to have wild meaningless sex with. I am great in bed and guarantee to **** your brains out.

First Date
I would take you out for dinner and then go to a hotel and **** your brains out in every single position
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:rolleyes:
 
My husband will be receiving a subpoena that stems from a pursuit that he was involved in. From 2004.

He retired in July of '05. :rolleyes:
 
Eilan said:
My husband will be receiving a subpoena that stems from a pursuit that he was involved in. From 2004.

He retired in July of '05. :rolleyes:
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Ah, the wheels of "justice" are slowly rolling, eh? He's not in trouble is he?
 
Something that makes me roll my eyes...

Some things that my friends say. If I responded it might start an argument so I just roll my eyes and change the subject.
 
People asking me when I'm going to be finished with school. :rolleyes:

People that almost kill you dodging in and out of traffic because they are in such a hurry and then you end up right behind them at a stop light. :sigh:
 
bobsgirl said:
Ah, the wheels of "justice" are slowly rolling, eh? He's not in trouble is he?
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It's a good thing we don't rely on the wheels of justice to grind our flour or we'd all starve.
 
For professional reasons I read and post at a discussion board of Human Resources specialists. Today I spotted a thread about ingenious excuses that employees had given for not coming to work. I thought that I'd share a few of the very best.

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I once had an employee call in saying she would be late arriving at work. She said she had too many hickies on her neck and needed to wait until the stores opened to buy a turtleneck.

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Otto, not shy of the bottle, called in and told our receptionist that he "would be in late this morning". After being advised that it was three o'clock in the afternoon he promised to be in early the next morning.

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Our receptionist called in saying she would be late. The animal control was there to remove the otter that was underneath her car. The funniest part is that her last name is Beaver - so the animal control called it in as "need back up for assistance. The otter is in the way and the Beavers can't get to work".


Enjoy!
 
pleasteasme said:
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About Me
I am looking for a hot girl to have wild meaningless sex with. I am great in bed and guarantee to **** your brains out.

First Date
I would take you out for dinner and then go to a hotel and **** your brains out in every single position

:rolleyes:
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I apologize, PTM. I wasn't feeling my usually subtle self that night.
 
midwestyankee said:
For professional reasons I read and post at a discussion board of Human Resources specialists. Today I spotted a thread about ingenious excuses that employees had given for not coming to work. I thought that I'd share a few of the very best.

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I once had an employee call in saying she would be late arriving at work. She said she had too many hickies on her neck and needed to wait until the stores opened to buy a turtleneck.

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Otto, not shy of the bottle, called in and told our receptionist that he "would be in late this morning". After being advised that it was three o'clock in the afternoon he promised to be in early the next morning.

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Our receptionist called in saying she would be late. The animal control was there to remove the otter that was underneath her car. The funniest part is that her last name is Beaver - so the animal control called it in as "need back up for assistance. The otter is in the way and the Beavers can't get to work".


Enjoy!
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I once worked where a secretary would go out drinking and then when she returned home around 2 am would call the office and say she was going to be sick the next day. Well I supposed a terrible hang over is being sick. :rolleyes: Let's just say she didn't work there very long.
 
One of my mom's co-workers has a daughter who will be getting married this fall. The young woman told her mother something along the lines of, "I'm a nursing mother, so I can't be stressed out with planning a big, expensive wedding, so you'll have to do it. Oh, and while you're at it, can you foot the bill as well?"

:rolleyes:
 
Eilan said:
One of my mom's co-workers has a daughter who will be getting married this fall. The young woman told her mother something along the lines of, "I'm a nursing mother, so I can't be stressed out with planning a big, expensive wedding, so you'll have to do it. Oh, and while you're at it, can you foot the bill as well?"

:rolleyes:
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*grins* I'd tell her "sure! here's a prepaid visa for gas money to the local Justice of the Peace and a gift card to Olive Garden. Enjoy your wedding and reception!" :D
 
Mazuri said:
*grins* I'd tell her "sure! here's a prepaid visa for gas money to the local Justice of the Peace and a gift card to Olive Garden. Enjoy your wedding and reception!" :D
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I said something along those lines to my mom, though I think it involved a motel room and the marriage license fee. :D
 
I had considered that, but felt the gas card would be more costly with today's rising gas prices and thus more valuable to the daughter :p
 
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