Things that make you go :rolleyes:

[Guest]

 

[Phaedre]

Not quite; it's a high bed, ie. a single bed up a ladder with wardrobe, etc beneath. Hers is the box room so space is at a premium.

 

[Guest]

 

[Phaedre]

Thank you. She's been off colour all week and hasn't eaten or drunk anything in 3 days and won't take meds, she has issues about that sort of thing due to her past.

Managed to get her seen at the doctor's this morning and she was given a stern talking to and threatened with hospital 'if she doesn't do what mummy says and drink her water and take her medicine'. Oh and I was given a prescription for antibiotics for her too.

She's now on her third beaker of water.

 

[silverwhisper]

poor kid...

[hug]

ed

 

[Mazuri]

Did our children play together this week or what? Mine is currently in bed (she has a loft bed as well, in fact, with her computer desk beneath it) with a very low grade fever and a suspicion of pink eye brought on by the cold she's been fighting all week. No playing at the game tonight in 45 degree weather.

 

[midwestyankee]

Yesterday I heard a commercial that used the phrase "most unique" and I nearly swerved off the road in disgust.

Sorry, folks, but unique is a binary word.

 

[Quoll]

Yesterday I heard a commercial that used the phrase "most unique" and I nearly swerved off the road in disgust.

Sorry, folks, but unique is a binary word.

More uniquer?

My son has the nasty habit of saying "almost exactly", I'm slowly beating it out of him.

 

[Eilan]

People who say, "Muscle weighs more than fat."

Which weighs more--a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?

 

[midwestyankee]

People who say, "Muscle weighs more than fat."

Which weighs more--a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?

In terms of volume, which would you like your buns to resemble: a few pounds of feathers or a few pounds of lead?

 

[Eilan]

In terms of volume, which would you like your buns to resemble: a few pounds of feathers or a few pounds of lead?

Buns of Lead--The new exercise DVD starring Eilan from Literotica.

Another rolleyes moment:

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=470056

 

[bobsgirl]

Buns of Lead--The new exercise DVD starring Eilan from Literotica.

Another rolleyes moment:

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=470056

OMG, this gets my vote as post of the day!

 

[midwestyankee]

Buns of Lead--The new exercise DVD starring Eilan from Literotica.

Another rolleyes moment:

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=470056

And our own dear SJ provided some needed grounding as well as additional levity. I have to admit that it took me four readings of the original post to have a clue as to the subject matter of the thread. Yikes!

 

[silverwhisper]

some fuckwit on my blogging site made the statement that to him, child molestation and gay sex are morally equivalent. i don't know how it's possible to be that stupid and still be capable of typing at a keyboard.

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

some fuckwit on my blogging site made the statement that to him, child molestation and gay sex are morally equivalent. i don't know how it's possible to be that stupid and still be capable of typing at a keyboard.

ed

I had no idea that Jerry Falwell had a blog over there.

 

[silverwhisper]

not falwell, but this clown could be related.

ed

 

[Nightbird]

This one is actually not a bad idea but I didnt have another place to put it so here goes. CLICK ME!

 

[bobsgirl]

I received a junk e-mail today. The date stamp on it said it arrived January 10, 2038. If I'm still around in 2038, I'll be sure to open it.

 

[Eilan]

New service provides air-tight alibis

 

[Mazuri]

New service provides air-tight alibis

I can't wait for the first call to try to use them as a cover up for a crime That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

 

[Eilan]

Our power was out for about six hours, and the house was getting cold, so my husband decided to make use of our fireplace. As soon as he got the fire going, the power came back on. It figures.

 

[ShinigamiSama]

I work in a restaurant. it makes me roll my eyes when I take someone's order, cook their food, put it in front of them and they realize they've ordered the wrong thing, want a refund, and want me to remake it the way they REALLY wanted.

yup
my parents own one
I have a quote-o-grapic memory though
I can remember exact words, accents, and tone that people talk in for limited times
I recited her order, her brother's son's and father's complete with the ums and ahs
never seen a girl go that red

but I live in Vancouver
people can't drive if their drug-deals/cellphones depended on it
and we got about 10 inches overnight of snow...
followed by days of subzero temps
and I've got to take the bus
so I seen about 10 people in ditches and I only went out to town about 15 times in the worst few days
some of that was only a few blocks and back

 

[TBKahuna123]

So I saw the latest series of paparazzi pics of Brittany Spears flashing her crotch as she got out of Paris Hilton's car, c-section scar and all. Boy, can we be a little more predicatable? I said when she started hanging out with Paris that it was on ly a matter of time until someone got of her flashing everyone getting out of a car. I was right!!!

 

[EJFan]

So I saw the latest series of paparazzi pics of Brittany Spears flashing her crotch as she got out of Paris Hilton's car, c-section scar and all. Boy, can we be a little more predicatable? I said when she started hanging out with Paris that it was on ly a matter of time until someone got of her flashing everyone getting out of a car. I was right!!!

someone i saw on tv recently made the point that it was about time women caught up to men in this regard. male celebs have always had the market cornered when it came to lewd conduct but now it's finally equalling out. whomever was doing the commentary i saw said that no one thought it was a big deal when frank sinatra was eating scrambled eggs off a hooker's belly so why should any of this be a big deal.

 

[midwestyankee]

Discovering the dark side to my love of tofu.