Things I will NOT do when Sir is sleeping..
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i will not try to learn how to change the oil on a car practicing on his...
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mine isnt so funny...
I will NOT sneak outside to smoke a cigarette while He is sleeping...
not only would I never hear the end of it, but my ass would be in for the beating of its life!
I will NOT sneak outside to smoke a cigarette while He is sleeping...
not only would I never hear the end of it, but my ass would be in for the beating of its life!
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Croctden said:
lol! got it!
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I will not tie Her up and then have a professional dom show up in Her bedroom while I'm out for tea.
Nor will I have professional kidnappers abduct her at work.
I also will not send a tape of said abduction to her family and friends demanding 10,000 dollars in ransom money while we are away on vacation.
Nor will I have professional kidnappers abduct her at work.
I also will not send a tape of said abduction to her family and friends demanding 10,000 dollars in ransom money while we are away on vacation.
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I will NOT tell him if he likes the lingere that much he can wear it.
I will NOT tell him to "get it yourself" (whatever it is)
I will NOT tell him to "get it yourself" (whatever it is)
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i will NOT mix up some magic shaving powder and smear it anywhere on His body or face
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I will NOT smack his butt with the canes.
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i will NOT put make-up on His face when i KNOW he is just laying down for a nap and that His friends will be picking Him up soon
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Croctden said:
Hehehhehe..that's a good idea Croctden...didn't think of that one. Imagining him turning on the radion to hear Hit me baby one more time....HAHAHA
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I will not switch the sugar for the salt- time comes coffee in the morning.
I will not sneak to the computer and stay up all night talking on lit.
I will not tie all his shoes together.
I will not move the car keys.
I will not "accidently" put in my red panties with the white work shirt load of cloths.
I will not put shaving cream in his socks.
I will not hide his contacts.
I will not roll him over to the other side of the bed to confuse him in the morning (...hes a veeerrrryyyy sound sleeper)
I will not sneak to the computer and stay up all night talking on lit.
I will not tie all his shoes together.
I will not move the car keys.
I will not "accidently" put in my red panties with the white work shirt load of cloths.
I will not put shaving cream in his socks.
I will not hide his contacts.
I will not roll him over to the other side of the bed to confuse him in the morning (...hes a veeerrrryyyy sound sleeper)
Daddyslilpet
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FungiUg said:
hehehe
I will NOT hide the key to the toy box while he's sleeping.
I will NOT try to get him to talk silly in his sleep.
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dixicritter said:
why, who would ever do something like that....? certainly not me...
*slinks away*
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This list is why My girls sleep bound
(seriously, given that I was with someone once who forgort to mention she was schizophrenic and who stopped taking her meds and tried to kill me in her sleep, I've learned to sleep VERY lightly)
(seriously, given that I was with someone once who forgort to mention she was schizophrenic and who stopped taking her meds and tried to kill me in her sleep, I've learned to sleep VERY lightly)
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James G 5 said:This list is why My girls sleep bound
(seriously, given that I was with someone once who forgort to mention she was schizophrenic and who stopped taking her meds and tried to kill me in her sleep, I've learned to sleep VERY lightly)
men usually fall asleep before women, and sleep very soundly, which is how Al Green the singer got a big pot of hot grits poured over his sleeping ass!
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James G 5 said:This list is why My girls sleep bound
LOL
The list was actually inspired by D's being concerned about my insomnia. The comment was something to the effect of "Yes. babe, I worry because you do need your sleep, but sometimes when you get bored you get creative."
I've never gotten creative about things to do to him, though, until now. He's just paranoid cause one night he got up and I was on the phone to one of my subbie friends in Australia and we were plotting how to take over the world..
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things I did this weekend, but I swear..it wouldn't happen again
I would not tickle Sir while he is sleeping
I would elbow Sir on the head while He is sleeping (it was an accident...I had a BADD dream)
I would not try spanking Sir while he is sleeping
okay, that was how far I went before I came back home tonight with a bruised ass..
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I would not tickle Sir while he is sleeping
I would elbow Sir on the head while He is sleeping (it was an accident...I had a BADD dream)
I would not try spanking Sir while he is sleeping
okay, that was how far I went before I came back home tonight with a bruised ass..
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