things i need!
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SinCityBaby
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The job I'm interviewing for i 1 hour and 1 minute...everything else I need can be taken care of if I can just do that...
dolf
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much needed.
i don't care what you want. i'm being self obsessed here.
Dionysian Beast
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I'd list them, but I'm sure you wouldn't like 'em 
dolf
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hmm... but i rarely send letters and i'm not entirely certain i even have a g-spot.
but who can argue with almonds? nom!
Dionysian Beast
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Pecans are better.
SinCityBaby
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LOL my bad, things YOU need...hmmm let's see...
To post boob shots
To post boob shots
Fata Morgana
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Another big gay dog
A spa day
Dime Bar cheesecake
To hit someone really hard on the back of the skull with a shovel
A spa day
Dime Bar cheesecake
To hit someone really hard on the back of the skull with a shovel
dolf
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how lewd!LOL my bad, things YOU need...hmmm let's see...
To post boob shots
i wonder if the shovel would sound like,
CLANGANGANGANGANG
you have me totally figured out. freakily so.ohhh, stuff YOU need. silly me
- space
interesting non-needy people
science!
chocolate frogs
forties-style all-in-one pants suit
cool linen
chalk
fossils
can you make cakes? if you can, you should adopt me.
butters
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kindasorta. i can do stuff, but rarely do and now i follow recipes for anything like a cake. neci should adopt us both and send us cake!
Phelia
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Oops! I missed the point, as well. Okay, take two:
- A second plastic tiara (in case the first one breaks)
- Sparkly things
- A lovely tailored vintage dress, potentially with accompanying pillbox hat
- Bobby pins (women always need bobby pins)
- A g-spot
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dolf
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you write fabulous lists. it's like a super power.
you can be listgirl.
i once made an account on sugardaddy.com
every time a guy messaged me i gave him a lecture on valuing himself beyond his wallet and told him he would only attract shallow, gold diggers until he learned to love himself.
*worst sugar baby ever*
Tryharder62
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Honey and a hug from Pooh!
butters
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exactly. trysail may have been touting for the position and hoping you'd be persuaded to see things his way.
you write fabulous lists. it's like a super power.
you can be listgirl.
i once made an account on sugardaddy.com
every time a guy messaged me i gave him a lecture on valuing himself beyond his wallet and told him he would only attract shallow, gold diggers until he learned to love himself.
*worst sugar baby ever*
dolf
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJv-siu5FXY
this sort of sugar, i want.
ahahahahahahaha!
my driving skills are legendary for all the wrong reasons.
LiFeNdEaTh
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lol...
Liar
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You need to be dropped off at a parking lot by the port?
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