Things I like about being a girl

[Horny Hippie Girl]

I can have long hair and nobody tells me to "get a hair cut".

People don't expect me to like sports. ichy!

I can like boys and girls and nobody cares. In fact, most think its hot.

I can wear pink any time I want.

lingerie, need it say more.

having tits.

running naked isn't silly looking or nearly as dangerous.

I don't have to get anything "up" to be able to have sex.

My body is not covered in hair.

If I fall asleep some where, my man can carry me home.

 

[Clitfucker]

I can have long hair and nobody tells me to "get a hair cut".

People don't expect me to like sports. ichy!

I can like boys and girls and nobody cares. In fact, most think its hot.

I can wear pink any time I want.

lingerie, need it say more.

having tits.

running naked isn't silly looking or nearly as dangerous.

I don't have to get anything "up" to be able to have sex.

My body is not covered in hair.

If I fall asleep some where, my man can carry me home.

Yeah, I wish that I was a woman.

 

[Starblayde]

Top 40 reasons it's great to be a guy:

A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Monday Night Football.
Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and haircutter’s don’t rob you blind.
When clicking through the channel, you don’t have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
You can go to the bathroom with out a support group.
When your work is criticized, you don’t have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.
Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
You don’t have to shave below your neck.
If you’re 34 and single, nobody notices.
You can write your name in the snow.
You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
You can be President.
Flowers fix everything.
You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
Michael Bolton doesn’t live in your universe.
Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
You don’t have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never misconstrue innocuous statments to mean your lover is about to leave you
Hot wax never comes near you pubic area.
One mood, all the time.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s just too skeevy.
Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress: $2,000. Tux rental: $100.
You don’t mooch off others’ desserts.
If you retain water, it’s in a canteen.
ESPN’s SportsCenter.
You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
If you don’t call your buddy when you say you will, he won’t tell your friends you’ve changed.
Someday you’ll be a dirty old man.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.
If something mechanical doesn’t work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.

 

[Morning Rain]

I can have long hair and nobody tells me to "get a hair cut".

People don't expect me to like sports. ichy!

I can like boys and girls and nobody cares. In fact, most think its hot.

I can wear pink any time I want.

lingerie, need it say more.

having tits.

running naked isn't silly looking or nearly as dangerous.

I don't have to get anything "up" to be able to have sex.

My body is not covered in hair.

If I fall asleep some where, my man can carry me home.

I like being a girl because : I like feeling soft ..... smelling wonderful ..... having the door opened for me....... having tits .....a wonderful full little mound of hair ...I can dress up like anyone I want ..... being a woman is wonderful ...

 

[heterotic]

Lotta pros and cons on both sides--Girls should have a lower drag coefficient, but guys can swim faster. Lots of strange differences...
i kinda like the girl side, but i would really miss peeing standing up.

 

[CarolineOh]

Shoes. I have a whole closetful of cool shoes. My boyfriend had one pair of work shoes, one pair of sneakers and one pair of dress shoes.
How can you live like that???

 

[April]

Nipples.

And getting nipply.

Like right now.

 

[riff]

All I can say is that if I had Mistress's body, I would not leave the house.

 

[Sex & Diamonds]

One thing I like is having the power of seduction.

I think women are just better at it


No offence guys.

 

[Starblayde]

I'd miss being able to adjust my gentials without anyone noticing

How can we live with less than a thousand pairs of shoes?.... With a lot more space and less time deciding what goes with what

 

[Morning Rain]

I'd miss being able to adjust my gentials without anyone noticing

How can we live with less than a thousand pairs of shoes?.... With a lot more space and less time deciding what goes with what

No you woudld..you could still do it.....the men would love it. LOL

 

[glamorilla]

Shoes. I have a whole closetful of cool shoes. My boyfriend had one pair of work shoes, one pair of sneakers and one pair of dress shoes.
How can you live like that???

I would just die!

and make up

and pretty dresses

and nail polish

and you alway have company whe you have to go to the bathroom

and...

Oh.

Sometimes i get confused.



(Hippee I love that avatar and C.O...its just too hot )

 

[glamorilla]

One thing I like is having the power of seduction.

I think women are just better at it


No offence guys.

You've never seen me in action sister

 

[Starblayde]

what is the deal with needing a focus group to go to the bathroom?

seriously

 

[Morning Rain]

what is the deal with needing a focus group to go to the bathroom?

seriously

See now if you were a girl...you would know this is where we gather to talk about you guys ...LOL and we have nothing hanging out...just sit and talk.

 

[missy2]

Better selection of personal toys
Showing emotion is not looked down upon
Free drinks at clubs
Guys will do ANYTHING for you

I've peed standing up plenty of times!

 

[CarolineOh]

See now if you were a girl...you would know this is where we gather to talk about you guys ...LOL and we have nothing hanging out...just sit and talk.

And we don't worry that someone is going to see our pussy and think it's smaller than theirs.

 

[vylette]

make up

fingernail and toenail polish

cool, sexy sandals

shorts skirts

long hair with cool barretts and things

beaded jewelry...especially cool earrings, braclets and necklaces

being able to cry or show other emotions and never be judged as "weak" for it (at least not in most cases)

being flaky is endearing and sweet not annoying


and lots of other things.... (like using annoying little heart and lip icons)

 

[CarolineOh]

.....you can order a salad for lunch without feeling self conscious.

 

[kotori]

And I thought "Flower Drum Song" was old fashioned

I enjoy being a girl | Rogers & Hammerstein

I'm a girl, and by me that's only Grrrreeeat!
I am proud that my silhouette is curvy
That I walk with a sweet and girlish gait
With my hips kinda swively and swerving.

I adore being dressed in a something frilly
When my date comes to get me at my place
Out I go with my Georgeon or Billy
Like a filly ....who is ready... for the race!

When I have a brand new hair-do
With my eye lashes all in curl
I float like the clouds on air do
I enjoy being a girl

When men say I'm cute and funny
And my teeth aren't teeth but pearl,
I just lap it up like honey
I enjoy being a girl

I flip when the fellow sends me flowers
I drool over dresses made of lace
I talk on the telephone for hours,
With a pound and half of cream upon my face

I'm strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy having a girl like me.

 

[Morning Rain]

Better selection of personal toys
Showing emotion is not looked down upon
Free drinks at clubs
Guys will do ANYTHING for you

I've peed standing up plenty of times!

Hey me too ...

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

Re: And I thought "Flower Drum Song" was old fashioned

I enjoy being a girl | Rogers & Hammerstein

I'm a girl, and by me that's only Grrrreeeat!
I am proud that my silhouette is curvy
That I walk with a sweet and girlish gait
With my hips kinda swively and swerving.

I adore being dressed in a something frilly
When my date comes to get me at my place
Out I go with my Georgeon or Billy
Like a filly ....who is ready... for the race!

When I have a brand new hair-do
With my eye lashes all in curl
I float like the clouds on air do
I enjoy being a girl

When men say I'm cute and funny
And my teeth aren't teeth but pearl,
I just lap it up like honey
I enjoy being a girl

I flip when the fellow sends me flowers
I drool over dresses made of lace
I talk on the telephone for hours,
With a pound and half of cream upon my face

I'm strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy having a girl like me.

That is so funny...That song was playing in my head when I started this thread...Now I'm rhyming!

 

[lisalove]

It's fun to be girly...kind of like Jack on Will & Grace.

 

[sigh]

Lotta pros and cons on both sides--Girls should have a lower drag coefficient, but guys can swim faster. Lots of strange differences...
i kinda like the girl side, but i would really miss peeing standing up.

most of that "drag coefficient" you're talking about shrivels to about half an inch as soon as soon as the averaage guy hits the water, i'm thinking

but why do i like being a girl? oddly enough, even though it's a mess and a pain, i think having a period is cool...i mean really, is this some sort of fucking cosmic joke or what?

i can pee standing up by the way...it just gets my legs all wet is all

 

[SpaceToast]

Might I add:

-If you're feeling down, all you need to do is think, "I have a penis!"

-We're dumb and we know it. Women are crazy, but will never catch on to the fact.

-Ruling the world, or being allowed to think we do.


And never mind not having to deal with periods-

-M@