Things I learned today...

Prince Romeo

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1) You can actually choke on a snowflake

2) Ankle socks don't cut it in a foot of snow

3) Some folks still think that teal spandex is in fashion
 
You just learned these things today?

Well at least the snow has stopped. There has always been something magical about how it looks after it just stops.

Truth be told I almost wore ankle socks under my timberlands before but changed my mind after seeing the depth of the snow. Hey it happens.

Just be careful not to choke on anymore snowflakes.

Peace,
Tulip
 
Well, the one good thing about choking on a snowflake is that you don't have to wait for someone to perform the Heimlich maneuver.
 
cowgirl heaven said:
*chuckles*

That's what happens when city folks get a little snow;) Turns their world upside down.

Certainly turned my world upside down. I had a thread dedicated to the injuries I incurred last time I went.

<-----California city slicker
 
Prince Romeo said:
Well, the one good thing about choking on a snowflake is that you don't have to wait for someone to perform the Heimlich maneuver.

Yeah, like someone could acutally get through to your diaphram with that load of muscles;)
 
So true all you have to do

is wait for the snow flake to melt. Now if you were talking about ice snow flakes that is in a different category.

Peace,
Tulip
 
I learned that my car really hates me! Every single time my husband goes out of town it breaks down...I shit you not every single time! Gurrrrrrrr..... :mad:
 
Yeah, like someone could acutally get through to your diaphram with that load of muscles


Gee and I thought muscles were a good thing.

I guess that makes number 4 to add to the list.

4) Never over develop an area of your body that you may need life saving techniques to be performed upon.
 
Prince Romeo said:
Gee and I thought muscles were a good thing.

I guess that makes number 4 to add to the list.

4) Never over develop an area of your body that you may need life saving techniques to be performed upon.

Wouldn't want you any other way.... we'd work you over till you got air somehow. Mouth to mouth would probably be more productive in your case. ;)
 
Doesn't sound that bad. But if things don't look good and I start to fade, can I get any special last requests?
 
Prince Romeo said:
Doesn't sound that bad. But if things don't look good and I start to fade, can I get any special last requests?

Just name it! ;)
 
How about a dozen women dressed in candy striper uniforms, one dressed like a pirate, a bottle of tequila. a large pizza and a a quart of Wesson oil.
 
Prince Romeo said:

3) Some folks still think that teal spandex is in fashion
hmmm...you just gave me an idea for next weeks AV theme (females only of course)
 
Prince Romeo said:
How about a dozen women dressed in candy striper uniforms, one dressed like a pirate, a bottle of tequila. a large pizza and a a quart of Wesson oil.

Oh that sound kinky......I like it! :D
 
Prince Romeo said:
How about a dozen women dressed in candy striper uniforms, one dressed like a pirate, a bottle of tequila. a large pizza and a a quart of Wesson oil.

Women, pizza, and tequila. What's with oil?? Are you cooking snow flakes??
 
Prince Romeo said:
1) You can actually choke on a snowflake

2) Ankle socks don't cut it in a foot of snow

3) Some folks still think that teal spandex is in fashion


Honey, you're supposed to lay on your BACK while making those snow angels. And I wear spandex and ankle socks! Mind you the colour isn't teal and I'm not foolish enough to wear either in the snow.


:rose:
 
Prince Romeo said:
Gee and I thought muscles were a good thing.

I guess that makes number 4 to add to the list.

4) Never over develop an area of your body that you may need life saving techniques to be performed upon.

It may be me, but I think that area is developed *just* right.
:eek:
 
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