Things cats wish humans would understand

[FataMorgana]

It's all about us.

 

[FataMorgana]

When you put a bowl of food down and we eat a few bites out of the middle of it we're done then. Open next tin please.

 

[FataMorgana]

3am is our play time, wake the fuck up and entertain us.

 

[FataMorgana]

Don't wake us up for the following reasons:

Cos we look so cute asleep you need to tell us
You think we're not breathing. Get a grip.
You are entranced by our "beans" and need to touch them.

In fact...don't wake us up.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I know already . . . .

 

[FataMorgana]

Your toes under the bedding are prey.

 

[FataMorgana]

If we bring you dead or live things BE APPRECIATIVE. We brought them home for you, you ungrateful bastards.

 

[FataMorgana]

Don't throw empty boxes away.

 

[hawi13]

You dear human are staff

 

[jbeardo1]

You are just terrible hunters

 

[FataMorgana]

When you spend hours looking at other cats on the internet we consider it cheating.

 

[FataMorgana]

We can't understand why you rush off with our poop with a disgusted expression. If it's that bad why are you taking it?

 

[12oclocktales]

Pussy, pussy pussy . . . oh you people are just SO clever!

 

[FataMorgana]

We don't like being called the same thing as a vagina.

 

[butters]

yes, of course I expect you to stand holding the door open while I consider whether I want to go out or not... it may take some time, don't rush me. I like to give you a sense of purpose.

 

[neci]

I really don’t give a shit, now feed me.

 

[neci]

No. I don’t want dry food. I want the chicken flavored pate in a tube.

 

[neci]

Vanilla ice cream is also acceptable.

 

[patient1]

yes, of course I expect you to stand holding the door open while I consider whether I want to go out or not... it may take some time, don't rush me. I like to give you a sense of purpose.

Opening doors and cans does seems to be the main purpose of people.

 

[butters]

Opening doors and cans does seems to be the main purpose of people.

plus being their pillow (no matter how hot you already are)

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

https://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/morning_picdump-40-5.jpg

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

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[Brains_N_Boobs]

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[pink]

We can't understand why you rush off with our poop with a disgusted expression. If it's that bad why are you taking it?

Oh God, patches laid some logs tonight that damn near stunk me out of my room.

 

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