Things a Dom/me should NEVER day to Their sub

[MissTaken]

"Pretty please? With sugar on top?"






Now, this could be a bit more difficult as I haven't seen a joke based on this premise. Be creative!

 

[Daddyslilpet]

"I'll beg"

dixi

 

[WriterDom]

"you'll never believe what just broke off in your ass"

 

[MissTaken]

"Sally's Dom gets to do that, why can't I?"

 

[Daddyslilpet]

"Oops"

 

[MissTaken]

"Oops"

Well, you got a serious laugh out of me and crazy looks from my kidlings!

 

[cymbidia]

"Was that okay, honey? Did you like it? Am i doing it right?"

 

[MissTaken]

"That's it! I am telling on you!"

 

[lilredwolph]

"whats the # for 911?"


"which one of these things is a flogger?"

 

[Daddyslilpet]

Well, you got a serious laugh out of me and crazy looks from my kidlings!

Glad I could help...hehe

 

[MissTaken]

"I tend to model my approach after Bob Newhart."










bad one!

 

[MissTaken]

"Ummm, dearest one? I think it broke off in your butt."


courtesy of a friend who stalks my posts!

 

[Jimi]

"Ummm, dearest one? I think it broke off in your butt."


courtesy of a friend who stalks my posts!

Newhart, new heart - I don't need a fucking new heart! Butt I think Uranus needs some attention.

 

[Desdemona]

um.... what do you think I should do next?

 

[MissTaken]

"Noiw, where are the directions for this gadget?"

 

[lilredwolph]

"i'm not really a Dom/me but i have played 1 on TV'

"HHHHMMMMM, i wonder what this does?"

"key, key, where'd i hide that key"

 

[tassie]

is it supposed to bleed like that?

well that's how my sister used to like me to do it

yes, remembering all my family's birthdays is a form of submission...

 

[DustyWolfe]

"My former sub USED to love knife play" as s/he runs the blade over the sub's flesh

 

[petrel]

but you're a sub! you're suppoused to want to clean my shoes/, clear otu the cats litter tray/, entertain your in-laws/, give up your job; just because I want you too

 

[SexySusan]

"I KNOW I had the instruction sheet in my hands a minute ago!"

 

[Ebonyfire]

Can I sew that back on you?

Ebony

 

[DustyWolfe]

"Oh, that's gonna leave a scar"

 

[Ebonyfire]

Damn

it looked so much bigger in the picture!

Ebony

 

[SexySusan]

damn ...

it looked so much smaller in the picture.

 

[Ebonyfire]

damn ...

it looked so much smaller in the picture.

LOL! Now that would be a change!

Eb