Thin Dick Here

[Mrtenant]

Yup, thin and short, kinda hairy, really huge balls though. Y'all know what that means, ....yup buckets of semen, ....que the music.... ( Austin Powers theme music)....

 

[sks43]

Yup, thin and short, kinda hairy, really huge balls though. Y'all know what that means, ....yup buckets of semen, ....que the music.... ( Austin Powers theme music)....

You mean everything isn't bigger in Texas?

 

[Suz_anne]

Yup, thin and short, kinda hairy, really huge balls though. Y'all know what that means, ....yup buckets of semen, ....que the music.... ( Austin Powers theme music)....

*panties soaked*

 

[Mrtenant]

You mean everything isn't bigger in Texas?

Ummmm ....nooooo, for you, its way bigger, but thin...I can fold it though for thickness,

 

[Misha_Davis]

Yup, thin and short, kinda hairy, really huge balls though. Y'all know what that means, ....yup buckets of semen, ....que the music.... ( Austin Powers theme music)....

Will you marry me? Please, I need you!!!

 

[sks43]

Will you marry me? Please, I need you!!!

I saw him first! or we could be sister wives.

 

[Mrtenant]

*panties soaked*

Aaah, I just knew there was a fan for this sorta thing, you can have my speedos, just washed them last week

 

[sks43]

Ummmm ....nooooo, for you, its way bigger, but thin...I can fold it though for thickness,

And you talk so sweetly.

 

[Mrtenant]

Will you marry me? Please, I need you!!!

Nope, stayin single and its tough, but savin for my virginity for that special someone, I am takin applications however, so just get it to me in triplicate, I send the discalimers after we're hitched...eh....when I get hitched rather, ahem still have many many to choose from

 

[Mrtenant]

And you talk so sweetly.

Thankee shugah, I know some sweettalk, made it through the 5th grade twice

 

[Angellica1612]

OK, someone has to ask...is this thick dick shaming?

 

[sks43]

OK, someone has to ask...is this thick dick shaming?

I don't think so since he said will fold it up to make it thick because he knows what the ladies like.

 

[ydahecnot]

Girth does have more impact than length. Just sayin'

 

[Mrtenant]

Just so you know, I make an excellent breakfast too

 

[sks43]

Girth does have more impact than length. Just sayin'

*nods serious like*

 

[DarkSimian]

and here I was thinking I might have a chance with my thin dick.....and Mrtenant snaps all the chicks first.... missed it by that much

 

[Mrtenant]

and here I was thinking I might have a chance with my thin dick.....and Mrtenant snaps all the chicks first.... missed it by that much

We can have a Needle Dick club?

 

[DarkSimian]

We can have a Needle Dick club?

that sounds so wrong, it has to be right.....

 

[sks43]

We can have a Needle Dick club?

Will you sit around comparing?

 

[Mrtenant]

Will you sit around comparing?[/QUOT

Yup ...comparing round the campfire, stir your drink for you?

 

[sks43]

Yup ...comparing round the campfire, stir your drink for you?

Only if you roast a marshmallow for me first.

 

[Mrtenant]

Only if you roast a marshmallow for me first.

Mmmm..Simian, they need ya buddy...

 

[DarkSimian]

Mmmm..Simian, they need ya buddy...

good thing I'm fireproof (being a ghost and all)....just don't get melted chocolate on my balls....

 

[Misha_Davis]

Nope, stayin single and its tough, but savin for my virginity for that special someone, I am takin applications however, so just get it to me in triplicate, I send the discalimers after we're hitched...eh....when I get hitched rather, ahem still have many many to choose from

No, say it isn't so No other man will ever touch me. I am now off to a nunnery. Farewell all

 

[DarkSimian]

No, say it isn't so No other man will ever touch me. I am now off to a nunnery. Farewell all

that is a damn shame!