They Should Invent

woodnymph_O

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a waterproof lap top for writers.
The tub is the only place I get any peace and quiet.
If you need something invented feel free to add
:p
nymphy
 
They ought to invent...

- a washer/dryer that rings to your cell phone when the load is done

- an oven that allows you to change the cook settings from an internet connection or cell phone when you are running late and ned to change the start/stop time and temperature

- a bookmark that electronically keeps place for you

- a stamp that allows you to track by GPS where your mail is after you mail it
 
A pair of pants that sends a text message to your cell phone when your zipper is down too long.

Shoe soles that do not attract tissue paper.
 
Vincent E said:
A pair of pants that sends a text message to your cell phone when your zipper is down too long.

Shoe soles that do not attract tissue paper.
That zipper thing could go over big with the men in my family ,, wanna co-invent? We'll be rich
Nymphy
 
A car that steers itself for those long boring trips down Interstate 55 through Arkansas.
 
A 'Bratz' doll that you can actually play with without the head breaking off forcing you to drive all the way to Hamleys to buy your daughter a new one before she gets home from school...
 
Sub Joe said:
A 'Bratz' doll that you can actually play with without the head breaking off forcing you to drive all the way to Hamleys to buy your daughter a new one before she gets home from school...
LMAO um Sub Joe what did you do to the Bratz?
Nymphy
 
So that was you I saw on the news? The guy whose bowels were obstructed by several dozen Barbie Doll heads?
 
carsonshepherd said:
So that was you I saw on the news? The guy whose bowels were obstructed by several dozen Barbie Doll heads?

Barbie is for Doms, Bratz for subs, Carson. You of all people should know that.
 
Sub Joe said:
Barbie is for Doms, Bratz for subs, Carson. You of all people should know that.
According to the "Are you hard and dominant or soft and submissive" quiz, I'm "mutual." Which means I'm right in the middle. Too kindhearted to be a Dom but too strong-willed to be submissive. I definitely prefer being the spanker over the spankee though.
 
Invention needed:

Bra warmers for those really cold mornings. This a.m. I felt as if I were putting my tits into ice molds.

Brrrrrr, Perdita
 
Re: Invention needed:

perdita said:
Bra warmers for those really cold mornings. This a.m. I felt as if I were putting my tits into ice molds.

Brrrrrr, Perdita
Ill buy one
 
As there is a blizzard coming through here methinks I could use a snow shovel that heats up so that the snow doesn't stick to the scoop after each throw. The handle and pole should get warm also to keep my hands comfortable.
 
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