These are so disturbing, there's not even a word for it.

[Star of Penumbra]

 

[His_kitty]

The first one looked like Zelda.

 

[Guest]

The second one appears as if she's enjoying herself masturbating.

 

[LisaFunOne1]

i think that first one IS Link... whats so disturbing about elves?

 

[Guest]

The second one appears as if she's enjoying herself masturbating.

Could be, but I think maybe she has draped her little elfen twat over someone's face. He or she is pleasuring her right now with a busily working tongue.

*Sigh*

 

[Guest]

Could be, but I think maybe she has draped her little elfen twat over someone's face. He or she is pleasuring her right now with a busily working tongue.

*Sigh*

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Or MAYBE, the first elf has a shlong that's 4" in diameter and 17" long and is stroking the pre-cum oozing mushroom head along her engorged clit.

Maybe...

 

[Star of Penumbra]

i think that first one IS Link... whats so disturbing about elves?

These are actual screenshots from a real video game. I swear I did not alter these in any way whatsoever.

If you really don't understand what's disturbing about these pictures, just stare at them for five minutes or so.

 

[Harbinger]

That second elf is on Quaaludes. I know the look. We used to see a lot of that back in the '70s. Elves on Ludes, I mean.

 

[Guest]

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Or MAYBE, the first elf has a shlong that's 4" in diameter and 17" long and is stroking the pre-cum oozing mushroom head along her engorged clit.

Maybe...

Yummy!

Or just maybe, there is a big-dicked male elf behind her, pounding into her dripping little pussy and fingering her clit while she squeals happily!

 

[Guest]

Yummy!

Or just maybe, there is a big-dicked male elf behind her, pounding into her dripping little pussy and fingering her clit while she squeals happily!

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Yes, yes ... I think I see that.

So what your saying is she could actually be getting DP'd while standing up!

 

[Harbinger]

?

Okay, I stared at them for five minutes, and the only thing I found disturbing was that I actually did it.

 

[Guest]

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Yes, yes ... I think I see that.

So what your saying is she could actually be getting DP'd while standing up!

Of course! (though I'm still working out the angle of the little elfen gals, though) Perhaps that shlong bends a bit!!

 

[Guest]

Of course! (though I'm still working out the angle of the little elfen gals, though) Perhaps that shlong bends a bit!!

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All 17" shlongs, I think, would HAVE to bend ... a bit.

 

[Guest]

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All 17" shlongs, I think, would HAVE to bend ... a bit.

*Grin*

 

[His_kitty]

Re: ?

Okay, I stared at them for five minutes, and the only thing I found disturbing was that I actually did it.

Heh


I started to but then thought that would be disturbing in itself.

 

[Guest]

*Grin*

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I mean, it would have to follow the contours of the large intestine during anal intercourse . . . of course.

 

[Guest]

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I mean, it would have to follow the contours of the large intestine during anal intercourse . . . of course.

. . . those magic elves!!!

 

[Guest]

. . . those magic elves!!!

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Charmed and lucky!

 

[Guest]

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Charmed and lucky!

I'd love to trade places with her, but do I have to have that stupid expression on my face???

 

[Harbinger]

Not unless you like Quaaludes.

 

[Guest]

I'd love to trade places with her, but do I have to have that stupid expression on my face???

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Of course not, sweetheart.

You can squint your eyes shut, open your mouth, twirl your tongue, and just scream out in orgasmic ecstasy. Yes, that should do it!

 

[Guest]

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Of course not, sweetheart.

You can squint your eyes shut, open your mouth, twirl your tongue, and just scream out in orgasmic ecstasy. Yes, that should do it!

Eyes closed, biting my lip, shuddering, and then open mouthed orgasmic screaming. I like it!!!

 

[Guest]

Eyes closed, biting my lip, shuddering, and then open mouthed orgasmic screaming. I like it!!!

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You did want your clit sucked and tongued at the same time though, right?

 

[Guest]

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You did want your clit sucked and tongued at the same time though, right?

Of course! Standing DP Elf sex is not complete without that! (what were you thinking . . .?)

 

[Guest]

Of course! Standing DP Elf sex is not complete without that! (what were you thinking . . .?)

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*Slaps hand on forehead...*

We still have to cover the nipple areas ... oh, and French-kissing! We gotta get you French-kissing, too!







Damn, SSS, we need more elves!