These are a few of my favorite things

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Sing to the music of these are a few of my favorite things from Sound of Music...


Dildoes and corsets and Chainmail Bikinis
Black Leather cages you lock on your weenies
Fetish and fashion and pierced nipple rings
These are a few of my favorite things ...

When the lash bites
When the crop stings
When it hits the Spot
I simply remember my favorite things
And it makes me feel ... so hot!!

Wrist cuffs and collars and straps of black leather
Chrome chains and Padlocks to hold them together
Tease whips and gags sort the girls from the boys
These are a few of my favorite toys ...

Nip Clips and Clit clips and Ball gags and Blindfolds
Dildoes and butt plugs to stop up your assholes
Enema pipes and some new "KY" gel
All delivered in brown paper, so the neighbors can't tell ...

Bottle green panties like the girls wore in school
A brief French maids outfit to make your mouth drool
Black halter tops and a PVC skirt
And a long leather whip ... Oh yes, that will hurt!!

Floggers and paddles and crops of black leather
Rubber and latex are fun in all weather
Canes of rattan that deliver a sting
All these and more are my favorite things!!!

When the lash bites
When the crop stings
When it hits the Spot
I simply remember my favorite things
And it makes me feel ... so hot!!
 
Blackbich said:
Sing to the music of these are a few of my favorite things from Sound of Music...



As the Brits say...."This is fuckin' brilliant!"
 
lol! i actually sang the whole thing, just for the full effect, and it's solid gold!
 
bunny bondage said:
lol! i actually sang the whole thing, just for the full effect, and it's solid gold!

Yep. I would love to see a video of this! I would buy it!
 
if i ever get my sofwear worked out, i'll videotape a performance just for you, Eb! :p
 
Thank You !!! I sung it through as well. It is perfect I am still grinning.

Have a great afternoon all. :)
 
bunny bondage said:
if i ever get my sofwear worked out, i'll videotape a performance just for you, Eb! :p

You could sell it on Ebay and make a bundle!
 
well, if any of you happen to have access to some free software that will pull video from my camera to my comp (i have the firewire, just lack the proper program) then i'll do it post haste!
 
Usually, when somebody does this sort of word swap on a song, you have to labor yourself to make the words fit.

Not this time. No effort to it at all. You did a great job.
 
bunny bondage said:
well, if any of you happen to have access to some free software that will pull video from my camera to my comp (i have the firewire, just lack the proper program) then i'll do it post haste!
Do you have a digital camera or an analog? If analog, it will be expensive.

If digital, what is the make and model of the camera?

Also, do you have IBM compatible computer or a MAC?

I guess the Literotica email system doesn't work. Or, you are ignoring me.:confused: :D
 
i never got an email from you, DVS, and i'm far too polite to simply ignore somebody! (especially somebody trying to help me out!)

i have a digital canon camera. ntsc zr40 (whatever that means)

if emailing me doesn't work, you could always try pm'img me and i'll just give you my email address. (they won't let me just post it here)

thanks! ^_^
 
Wonderful!

I LOVE the song!

We should do a whole musical

"The dungeon's alive, with the screams of subbies!"
LOL
:D
 
Re: Wonderful!

James G 5 said:
I LOVE the song!

We should do a whole musical

"The dungeon's alive, with the screams of subbies!"
LOL
:D

Sounds good to Me!
 
Blackbich said:
Sing to the music of these are a few of my favorite things from Sound of Music...


Dildoes and corsets and Chainmail Bikinis
Black Leather cages you lock on your weenies
Fetish and fashion and pierced nipple rings
These are a few of my favorite things ...

<snip>

I simply remember my favorite things
And it makes me feel ... so hot!!
Almost spewed my iced tea! Very good! :D
 
Re: Wonderful!

James G 5 said:
I LOVE the song!

We should do a whole musical

"The dungeon's alive, with the screams of subbies!"
LOL
:D

i'm TOTALLY on board!
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Wonderful!

bunny bondage said:
lol! only if you're doing the tying, Richard! :p

Gee bunny. you don't trust ME to tie you down?
I wonder why..............:devil:
 
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