there's something just not right at Target

[scylis]

the person who came up with this year's slogan for Father's Day should be shot or committed to an institution!

why, you ask? you tell me!

our slogan this year: "My Pop's Hot"

 

[Ambrosious]

My Pop's not.

 

[Mistress]

Mine is

My daddy is a very handsome man.









But I dont want to fuck him.

 

[Starfish]

Pathetic, isn't it.

I mean, do they really think people want to advertise their fathers????

Just because there is a high divorce rate, and lots of Dads are single, doesn't mean anyone is going to buy their father a gift that'll get him laid by someone but mom..

Most kids whose parents have split up, resent others who hook up with their now single parents.....

Show you how dumb they think we are.

It's their loss.

 

[LadyFyre]

honestly! what are they thinking?
First - who still uses the word 'pop' for anything but soda?
Second - who thinks their dad is 'hot'? (those with incestuous relationships excluded)
Third - how does this promote target?

Good Grief! no wonder I don't shop there...

 

[Mistress]

I think my daddy is handsome, but not hot.....

 

[LittleRedDevil]

I always knew...

there was something fucked up about Target. I guess it comes from working there for two and a half years. I know all the secrets!

 

[gleam]

Mine is

My daddy is a very handsome man.

But I dont want to fuck him.

Glad to hear it

 

[Cheyenne]

First - who still uses the word 'pop' for anything but soda?

Me! I call soda what it is- soda
I call my dad "pop" as in "mom and pop"
You'd have to know him. Pop fits him perfectly.

 

[scylis]

is he hot?

 

[LittleRedDevil]

You bake with SODA and drink POP!

 

[CW]

You bake with SODA and drink POP!

and which soda do you prefer for baking? RC, Pepsi, Nehi????


And I won't even touch the drinking pop line,,,

 

[Cheyenne]

is he hot?

Nope! Unless it is July and he is outside in the sun.

 

[LittleRedDevil]

and which soda do you prefer for baking? RC, Pepsi, Nehi????


And I won't even touch the drinking pop line,,,

Bite my ass!

 

[scylis]

so he's the type that's always cold, then?

 

[CW]

Bite my ass!

You want a bite complete with teeth marks or a nibble?

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Start nibbling. I like nibbles.

 

[Renegade]

Hey! Don't bad mouth Target.