There's a monster at the end of this thread.

[Never]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Can't you read? There's a MONSTER at the end of this thread.
You don't want to post this thread or the monster will eat you. I swear, as I'm a lady, that it's true.

Now, turn around, yes YOU. Hit that back button immediately!

WHAT?!
You're still reading? Stop that right now.

 

[Cheyenne]

AND people will talk to you because you're funny!

 

[Mistress]

OMG! I know that, you got that from the Sesame Street (SP) Book with Grover in it" There's a Monster at the end of this book"
That was like one of my favorite books as a kid

 

[ohiobbw]

I used to love that book!!!

 

[*bratcat*]

It was LIKE your fav book...

 

[Guest]

a monster????

Like where???

 

[Mistress]

a monster????

Like where???

Like at the end of the thread, don't twinkies read?

 

[Never]

(I loved that book as well)

I KNEW it. I KNEW you'd do something like this.
Don't you understand that with each post you're getting closer to the monster?

It's obvious I, little Never, will have to take this into my own hands.
There, I shall get some paperclips and paperclip this thread closed, so no one can unleash the monster.
(clip)
(clip)
(clip)

 

[Cheyenne]

I like to twist paperclips while I'm on the phone-- a nervous habit, I guess. Oh, look! A new supply for me! hehe

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Oh dear god, I can't believe I found this at an erotica site. *Jumping up and down* That book is, like, soooooo cool.

*Grasping thread and turning to the next post, paperclips fly in all directions covering poor little Never*

 

[Never]

I sometimes chew them and poke myself in the gum - very painful at times.

OKAY. I'll just get some handy - dandy glue and stick this thread closed.
I'm doing this for your own protection of course.

 

[Guest]

Does the last person who replies to this....... gets to be tha monster????

 

[Cheyenne]

oh oh. Another permanent thread???

 

[MysteryJKR]

god i hope not. lol.

But its written all over it. want me to get my shotgun so i can put it down?

 

[Scruffy's Bitch]

Never neverland you silly twit

Scruffy's no monster. He is only a rabid mutt looking for some new prey. He truly is gentle. He won't bite too hard.

 

[Never]

Yes, Mystery, grab a shotgun now!

We must destroy this thread before the monster rises!
Someone hold me, I'm afraid..

Didn't anyone read the thread title? There's a BIG, EVIL monster at the end of this thread.
(shivering)

 

[Guest]

*waits to see the big evil monster*

 

[Juspar Emvan]

*Rushes headlong into the next post*
This story is tooo cool, I gotta see what happens next.

 

[MysteryJKR]

Yes, Mystery, grab a shotgun now!

We must destroy this thread before the monster rises!
Someone hold me, I'm afraid..

Didn't anyone read the thread title? There's a BIG, EVIL monster at the end of this thread.
(shivering)

you got it!! *grabs shotgun and cocks it getting ready to shoot* heyy waaaaiiit a minute! you made the thread. why would you want it dead! somethins fishy around here! And its scaring me!! *clutches shotgun ready to fire*

 

[beckbabe]

*Banging nails into the page* Don't post anymore! Really I'm warning you...there really is a monster...

 

[doctor_insanus]

Damn me and my self-desctructive behavior...

Where's this big, evil monster? Bring it on!



Grrr...

 

[roosterboy]

OMG! I know that, you got that from the Sesame Street (SP) Book with Grover in it" There's a Monster at the end of this book"
That was like one of my favorite books as a kid

I still have it!!

 

[p_p_man]

I've seen it! I've seen it!

I ran down to the end to have a look.

It's horrible and it's called p-p-ma...

uh! oops!

 

[Guest]

The End

hehehehe

 

[beckbabe]

And you were so scared....