There is space at the dinner table

Slut_boy

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My girlfriend and I have been living together for a couple of years now - but we are not married, and neither do we have plans to be. Our home is smallish, but comfortable. Somehow it seems to center (metaphorically and also architectually) around a big old oregan pine table that seats about 10 people. We have, ever since we have been together, had a policy of filling up the dinner table at least once every two weeks. We cook - usually pasta or perhaps a veg curry (we are both vegetarians). The guests bring the wine - lots of it too, we always encourage. We have such fun and all our friends love these evenings around our table as much as we do.

Anyway, last week we were wondering who we would invite if we could have our pick of guests - apart from friends, etc. Here are some of the people that we came up with: Goerge Harrison,Salman Rushdie, Eric Von Daniken, Bob Dylan, Mercedes Reuhl, and Deborah (my choice).

So I was wondering, if you had the chance, who you would like at your table?
 
I'd love to!

Dagnabbit, slut_boy, where the hell have you been? Have you saved the world yet?

Hey, I wrote a story just for you, well, you inspired it anyway. It is entitled "The Panty Professor." I haven't submitted it yet. I'll send it to you later today just in case you have any suggestions for improvement before I do submit it.

BTW, the pic of Roger the Scotsquatch mentioned over there on the "Too Much Monkey Biznezz" is similar to the one I have of you in the panties. Except Roger is totally nekkid.
 
Alive or dead? And how many would we be restricted to?
 
Well, hello stranger!

My dinner guests would be James Earl Jones, Eddie Izzard, Robin Williams, Rosie O'Donnell, and Weird Harold. Funny, but intelligent conversation over something catered.

I hate serious dinners and I can't cook.

What's this about panties??
 
Well I think I would like to have DCL and Jade at my table because the converstation would be stimulating. There are a couple more but to name them all would take all day
 
I don't count i'll be serving and listening

OK, I can only cram about 8 at my table so....

From the "world"

PJ O'Rourke, Stanton Freidman, Robin Williams, Dennis Leary, Madeline Albright, Jimmy Buffet, Norman Schwarzkopf, Wayne Gretzky.

Hows that for an eclectic group

From "here"

Sparky, Dixon, Jade, April, Isabella, Gaucho,Blue, Flagg

I would've invited SB but we'll be having meat;)
 
Hey Deb,

"Dagnabbit" ???? *funny expression, funny girl* And I would love to have you Deb *wink*

The panty professor - well that is right up my street, huh? I would love to see it. Do you remember when I told you about that blonde student that used to sit in the front of my class, and ocassionally give me glimpses of her panties from under the desk in the lecture hall? Well last week was the final year law students "leavers dinner". Of course she was there. She looked absolutely lovely. Dinner was okay. I went with some of the students to an after-party. It was great - lots to drink, etc. Well, her and I got talking. More wine and a couple of shooters and she confessed that she knew what she was doing. More wine still, and I asked her why it was that she never approached me in any other more overt way. She told me that didn't want to make it obvious, and besides she loved being a tease. Even more wine still, and eventually I got up to go to the bathroom. As I slipped in she followed me in and closed the door behind me. It was so bizarre because I was so out of it that I didn't object at all. She also seemed to me to be way out of it. I was still thinking of something to say, when she squeezed past me and went straight to the toilet and hurled her lungs out. I tried to help her, but she was wasted. Anyway it was late and thought it best to call her friends to help her get home safely. I still wonder what might have been. I have always said that I wouldn't actually get into one of my students, but if she hadn't gotten sick,then I don't know what may have happened. Strange!
 
Ex, I would be honored to sit at your table.

btw - I'll bring the nachos. :)
 
Do nachos have any aphrodesiac properties?

I want foods that are gonna' make Jade, April and Isabella squirm in their seats.

What fun is a dinner party without at least a little sexual tension;)
 
You mean, the mere fact of being in your presence wouldn't do the trick? Damn, now I'm disappointed.

Well, let's see....there's oysters, strawberries, just about anything sweet and, oh yeah, champagne usually does the trick. Anybody think of anything else?
 
Table guests in no order of importance:

1. BB King
2. Chris Rock
3. Brad Pitt - without Jennifer, please
4. Dennis Miller
5. Dr. Ruth - love the accent
6. Michael Jordan - just to look at, y'know
7. Jack Nicholson
8. Ellen DeGeneris
 
Martin Luther. Isaac Bashevis Singer. Livia Augusta. St. Bede. Napoleon Bonaparte. Henry VII. Benjamin Disraeli. Boethius. Justinian.

Goodness knows what I'd serve, but I suspect I'd follow my usual course and speed dial Julius Pizza.
 
I would have people to my cabin on Lake Superior and have the dinner party on the wrap around porch facing the lake. I would pay my neighbor Harry to catch some whitefish for me and then to make that wonderful lemon butter broiled filets he does on the grill. The rest of the meal would be fresh from my garden and homemade peach ice cream would finish off the meal. I would offer beer from the local microbrew and wine for the rest. My guests would be a group to have fun and laugh. I would have no timid souls there and no whiners.

There are a few people from the BB I would invite. Deborah and Dreamer. Roger of course along with Paul Vickers and his ex girlfriend the lady on the cover art for their CD. I think Earth Goddess and Dionaysis along with Creamy Lady and her good friend. Melody Lane and DCL would be a great add on if they weren't too freaked out by the cows here in the midwest..... Just kidding.

I would otherwise have Hunter S Thompson, Barbara Walters, Henry Kissinger, Jimmy Carter, Deborah, Slutboy, Carolyn Maize, Brian Wilson, Patti Smith, Joni Mitchell and
Roger.

I think Deborah and Hunter share a common love of firearms. I have always admired the honesty and simple dignity of Jimmy Carter. Roger has this love for Patti Smith's lyrics and music. I would keep the surroundings the same and hope that the night would grace us with the Northern Lights. Thanks for an interesting thread Slutboy. As always not only handsome but intelligent.
 
1. Eddie VanHalen
2. Robert A. Heinlein
3. Tolkien
4. Stephen R. Donalson
5. Any one of the founding fathers, who were convicted of Treason Against the Crown
6. Ronald Reagan
7. Norman Swor... Swar... Swarst... Stormin' Norman
8. Either of the girls that started the hysteria in Salem known as the Salem Witch Trials, just so I could feed her really bad quiche! I mean bad-undercooked, with shells, unwashed vegetables. You know what I mean.
 
Hmm...

I'd invite Expertease and Rosebud and Nicole and Laurel and DCl and Naked Hunny and Wizard and KillerMuffin and Siren and CreamyLady and Jade and Tiggs and Isabella Thorne and Svedish_Chef (he could cook with me) and Bobtoad and Weird Harold and *Eve* and Renegade and Savage Kitten and Thumper and Bliss and Lovely Latina and Cheri and Womanlover and LadyChance and Purple Haze and Xander to a big dinner around a campfire with marshmallows and fresh-caught fish and hot cocoa and coffee and we could just sit, wrapped in blankets, and talk.

Oh! You mean normal people? Well, Robin Williams, R.A. Salvatore, Roger Zelazny, Elaine Cunningham, Piers Anthony, Bette Midler, Gracie Slick, Oxxy Osbourne, Guy and Shawn(RL friends), Aerdrie Faenya, and God. Same scenario, just to se what could happen

[Edited by Shila on 09-28-2000 at 02:11 PM]
 
Dinner is served

Winston Churchill
Johnny Ramone
Al Einstein
Malcolm X
ML King
Crazy Horse

Robin Williams and
Dana Carvey

Johnny because I want to convince him to get the boys back together...

All the rest because I want to hear them discuss...just discuss

...and Robin and Dana cause I wanna see dinner pass through all the others noses...;)
 
An explanatory note: I didn't invite anyone from the Literotica Asylum, er, Community because I'd like to invite everyone and, while listing, I know I'd forget someone.

As for live celebrities, I think not.
 
I wonder if you'll sense the theme.... (pretend they all speakee English karoochiyo?)

From IRL:
  • Rommel
  • Churchill
  • MacArthur
  • Sun Tzu
  • Ghengis Kahn
  • Hannibal
  • Quanah Parker
  • Napoleon
  • Attilla the Hun
  • Alexander the Great

What to serve, what to serve...

From Here:
  • Siren
  • Simply Southern
  • Never
  • Spiny Crayfish
  • FlamingoBlue
  • Samuari
  • Felix
  • DCL (someone has to translate Felixisms)
  • Deborah
  • Flagg (oh come on, don't tell me you don't wanna see the hot oil wrasslin fur fly, you liar)

I'll be in the kitchen, if anyone needs me.
 
I'll need a time machine,

but these should provide world class conversation.
Eight for diner:

C.S. Lewis
Robert Heinlein
Rudyard Kipling
Samuel Clemons
Agatha Christie
Lewis Carroll
Mary Magdalene
Elizebeth I
 
Ah, but who to seat next to whom?

Matt Lauer
Mel Gibson
Oprah Winfrey
Dennis Prager (a radio talk-show host)
Mr. Cowen (my sixth grade teacher)
Barbara Bush
Julia Roberts
Sarah Jessica Parker and hubby Matthew Broderick
Emeril Lagasse (Hopefully I could persuade him to cook.)

What an interesting thread, SB. Good to see you.

[Edited by whispersecret on 09-28-2000 at 09:19 PM]
 
Whisper, where have you been baby? I have missed seeing you around *kiss*

Well some of you have a very extravagent taste. And what about inviting the dead - well.... er .... what they if they can't make it? *laughs* But I know what you mean - if only.

Kitten Eyes, how are you? God, I love pussy. Expertise *LOL* don't worry about the meat thing if there's plenty of wine and Kitten Eyes *wink*.

And then to Gingersna..., I almost said "Gingersnatch" *laughs* not surprising if you knew what what was on my mind, right now. Must be you sexy-ginger-babe.
 
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