There are Italians singing right outside my window

[Pyper]

This is not a canal in Venice.

Someone make them go away.

 

[Xander]

This is not a canal in Venice.

Someone make them go away.

LOL That bad eh Pyper.

 

[Starblayde]

depends what they're singing

'o solo mia?'

 

[virgin_rose]

can't you just go tell them to not sing too loud?

 

[Pyper]

Good Lord, you'd think they'd get tired after half an hour!

No, they are not singing "O Sole Mio". It is something much more annoying and offkey.

 

[Pyper]

can't you just go tell them to not sing too loud?

We had a big conflagration around here a while back when people tried to get the Italians (along with the British and the Germans) to keep their noise down. Lots of name-calling in bad English.

 

[LukkyKnight]

This is not a canal in Venice.

Someone make them go away.

Send them hear, I'll take em, and we'll drink red wine together all night...

 

[Dillinger]

I'm sorry. Just don't feed them, or they'll keep coming back.

 

[Pyper]

I'm sorry. Just don't feed them, or they'll keep coming back.

LOL.

Sign outside door: "Please don't feed the Italians."

 

[loveyamon]

This is not a canal in Venice.

Someone make them go away.

Quick grab a razor , at least you can shave them....

 

[Guest]

This is not a canal in Venice.

Someone make them go away.

Throw them some spaghetti.

 

[Phoenyx]

Shoot em

 

[LukkyKnight]

Shoot em

Nooooooooo! No shooting the Italians. It's not a good thing. They make the best wines, and the rest of them are in the mob.

 

[Pyper]

Great suggestions everyone. (Except for the shooting them part, we're trying to promote good international relations, here.)

 

[LukkyKnight]

Great suggestions everyone. (Except for the shooting them part, we're trying to promote good international relations, here.)

Exactly. If you're going to shoot somebody make it somebody from a safe, pacifistic country, not the birthplace of the Mafia for crying out loud. Maybe Iceland.

 

[Dillinger]

Re: Re: There are Italians singing right outside my window

Throw them some spaghetti.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

DO NOT FEED THEM!!!

 

[Pyper]

Re: Re: Re: There are Italians singing right outside my window

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

DO NOT FEED THEM!!!

What happens if we get them wet?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Re: Re: Re: There are Italians singing right outside my window

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

DO NOT FEED THEM!!!

Too late.

 

[Phoenyx]

Great suggestions everyone. (Except for the shooting them part, we're trying to promote good international relations, here.)

Then drop hot boiling oil on them... follwed by hot waxx, then lemon Juice..

 

[Dillinger]

Re: Re: Re: Re: There are Italians singing right outside my window

What happens if we get them wet?

Gremlins... remember Gremlins... not a good idea.

 

[Sillyman]

Exactly. If you're going to shoot somebody make it somebody from a safe, pacifistic country, not the birthplace of the Mafia for crying out loud. Maybe Iceland.

I see you've never heard of Bjorn the Ice Pick.

 

[Pyper]

Hmm, they're gone. I think they went off in search of spaghetti.

They'll be back, though. It's party night, and no denim-jacket-wearing drunk singing Italian can miss out on that.

 

[Pyper]

I see you've never heard of Bjorn the Ice Pick.

I know a Bjorn. From Sweden, though.

 

[Sillyman]

I know a Bjorn. From Sweden, though.

No different Bjorn. I just can't do umlauts.

 

[Weevil]

If one of them is Pavarottie tell him he's got ugly chin pubes.