There are 3x as many animal shelters in America...

Shaq

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as there are homes for battered women.


We call other cultures cruel when they eat domestic animals.

Sometimes I think we're cruel for not eating them.

*digs into hunan "beef"*
 
Lasher said:
Still pissed cause you didn't make it as a rapper, Shaq?


*looks at you like you're stupid*

*reconsiders*

*laughs at you like you're stupid*
 
Shaq said:
*looks at you like you're stupid*

*reconsiders*

*laughs at you like you're stupid*

was that a rapper's laugh, or a movie star's laugh? :)
 
HeavyStick said:
haha, or a movie star


Go to hell!


Shaquille's acting in Shazam was as worthy as Deniro in the boxer.
 
HeavyStick said:
was that a rapper's laugh, or a movie star's laugh? :)


Shaq has 5 albums that are at least gold.

That was an I'm way bigger and richer than you laugh...
 
Shaq said:
Shaq has 5 albums that are at least gold.

That was an I'm way bigger and richer than you laugh...

A funky monkey that stutters can get a gold record... that's not an accomplishment in the musical industry anymore.
 
HeavyStick said:
A funky monkey that stutters can get a gold record... that's not an accomplishment in the musical industry anymore.


FIVE...FIVE...FIVE!

Shaq should be president....
 
Shaq said:
Shaq should be president....

Tough to campaign when you got a boo-boo on one of your widdle piggies.... Awwwwww, poor Shaqqy-wacky.
 
Lasher said:
Tough to campaign when you got a boo-boo on one of your widdle piggies.... Awwwwww, poor Shaqqy-wacky.

If the president can almost be killed by a pretzel and not be censured and deported Shaq can be pres while rehabilitating a horrific hallus injury...
 
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