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[margohavefun]

I want to hear your memorable, funny/unique/hot sex moments!

One of mine...
It was dark outside and we were in my car in a parking lot having some fun. I was laying back with my legs up against his chest. I tend to flex my feet when I'm building up, and in doing so, I turned on the light in my car. Suddenly anyone in the parking lot would have clearly seen what we were up to. After having a small heart attack I laughed hysterically. Surprises like that make me smile.

Yours?

 

[margohavefun]

Come on, entertain me. I have some time to kill before I head out.

 

[margohavefun]

I don't want to bump this thread.

 

[Little_BIG_Guy]

I was with my girlfriend at her friend's apartment. We were all having some drinks before meeting up with other friends. We decided to play scrabble while continuing to drink fairly heavily. About half way through the game it turned into playing only sexual and dirty words. After running out of space on the board, the game turned to black jack... which turned to ... strip black jack... which turned to, my girlfriend sitting in her bra and panties, me in my boxers, and her friend completely naked and texting our friends to say we probably won't be coming out.

 

[margohavefun]

Nice story

One of mine was in a small bathroom at a rest stop. She got pretty loud, and when we left people were staring at us. We just smiled and moved on.

Haha cute! Kind of grody but still hot.

 

[margohavefun]

I was with my girlfriend at her friend's apartment. We were all having some drinks before meeting up with other friends. We decided to play scrabble while continuing to drink fairly heavily. About half way through the game it turned into playing only sexual and dirty words. After running out of space on the board, the game turned to black jack... which turned to ... strip black jack... which turned to, my girlfriend sitting in her bra and panties, me in my boxers, and her friend completely naked and texting our friends to say we probably won't be coming out.

Ahh lucky guy. Sounds fun.

 

[Little_BIG_Guy]

haha it was!

 

[DrRickMarshall]

During a bj with my ex, she pulled out just as I came, exploding across her face and up her nose, I started laughing cause it looked like she sneezed on herself (this was when we were both young and immature). She started laughing too and tried attacking me with her cummed on face lol.

 

[margohavefun]

During a bj with my ex, she pulled out just as I came, exploding across her face and up her nose, I started laughing cause it looked like she sneezed on herself (this was when we were both young and immature). She started laughing too and tried attacking me with her cummed on face lol.

Cute haha! I hope she got you back.

 

[TalkToMeInSB]

She was on all fours, straddling my head, which was on a pillow, and I ravished her pussy for almost an hour. Fingers, lips, tongue... She came multiple times gushing all over my face.

 

[craiger58]

Years ago I was out drinking after work with my client/soon be be girlfriend. About 8 pm she realized she'd left something she needed in her office. During the long elevator ride up we began necking/groping.

She went into her office and retrieved whatever and we necked and groped again as we waited for the elevator. When it arrived she pushed me inside, undid her top, flipped her tits out and slid down, undid my zipper and reached in to play with my hardon. When the elevator arrived in the parking garage we adjusted ourselves and exited.

As we walked along the hallway past the security office I looked in and saw the guard on duty watching the bank of monitors (1 of which was obviously looking inside the elevator). He looked at us with an embarassed look and I just winked at him and kept going. We had quite a laugh in the car on the way to her apartment.

 

[DrRickMarshall]

Cute haha! I hope she got you back.

Lol she did, I don't think she expected me to lick it up and then kiss her hard, snowballing it back though! lol

 

[margohavefun]

Lol she did, I don't think she expected me to lick it up and then kiss her hard, snowballing it back though! lol

Sharing is caring, right? You both got something good out of it.

 

[margohavefun]

She was on all fours, straddling my head, which was on a pillow, and I ravished her pussy for almost an hour. Fingers, lips, tongue... She came multiple times gushing all over my face.

Lucky girl! Not everyone gets pampered like that.

 

[FantasyXY]

One of my Moments Prompted My latest Submission

One of my most memorable moments involved myself and another customer in a strip club. The sex wasn't all that steamy, but to this day memory of situation itself is still extremely erotic to me.

Basically what happened is I unknowingly fingered another customer to an orgasm in a strip club. It was only mildly amusing as it happened, but became really erotic when I realized she didn't work at the club.

I wrote the true part of this story years ago and stored it away on my PC. Then a few weeks ago I started wondering what the experience must have been like for the woman, so I made up an intro/back-story to what happened from her point of view.

I know that using first person in a story can come off as weak, but I wanted the story to have a true confession feel to it. (Women's true confessions seem to be my latest 'kink') Here is a link to the story if anyone wants to take a look.

http://www.literotica.com/s/what-happens-in-a-strip-club

 

[margohavefun]

Years ago I was out drinking after work with my client/soon be be girlfriend. About 8 pm she realized she'd left something she needed in her office. During the long elevator ride up we began necking/groping.

She went into her office and retrieved whatever and we necked and groped again as we waited for the elevator. When it arrived she pushed me inside, undid her top, flipped her tits out and slid down, undid my zipper and reached in to play with my hardon. When the elevator arrived in the parking garage we adjusted ourselves and exited.

As we walked along the hallway past the security office I looked in and saw the guard on duty watching the bank of monitors (1 of which was obviously looking inside the elevator). He looked at us with an embarassed look and I just winked at him and kept going. We had quite a laugh in the car on the way to her apartment.

That's pretty hot! Good night for the security guard haha. I'm sure he appreciated it.

 

[margohavefun]

One of my most memorable moments involved myself and another customer in a strip club. The sex wasn't all that steamy, but to this day memory of situation itself is still extremely erotic to me.

Basically what happened is I unknowingly fingered another customer to an orgasm in a strip club. It was only mildly amusing as it happened, but became really erotic when I realized she didn't work at the club.

I wrote the true part of this story years ago and stored it away on my PC. Then a few weeks ago I started wondering what the experience must have been like for the woman, so I made up an intro/back-story to what happened from her point of view.

I know that using first person in a story can come off as weak, but I wanted the story to have a true confession feel to it. (Women's true confessions seem to be my latest 'kink') Here is a link to the story if anyone wants to take a look.

http://www.literotica.com/s/what-happens-in-a-strip-club

Ooh I'll read it sometime...even if I'm a little suspicious of the words "unknowingly fingered" hahaha.

 

[atr5324]

My long distance girlfriend had just driven into town so we could spend time together. We were looking forward to an afternoon of sex but she was a little nervous since it'd been a while since we saw each other and after quite a long drive of eating just chocolate M&Ms we started making out. Keep in mind we're both into D/s, so later on in the afternoon I had her on her knees with her hands handcuffed behind her back and my cock in her mouth and my fingers in her hair. We had both talked about rough oral sex before and so I was a little rough using her mouth but definitely not super rough, as I was getting close I started pushing my cock further into her mouth and rougher. According to her after the fact she was trying to kind of close her throat so when I came she could keep in her mouth, the whole thing ended up where she puked on my cock all the M&Ms she had eaten before. She ended up crying over the whole thing and I comforted her and uncuffed her and went to clean up and after a brief respite we went back to our afternoon of sex and it ended up as a pretty good laugh.

A little while after this we were talking and she mentioned that later that evening when she had sucked my cock again she could still kind of smell her throw up, which I guess I did a disappointing job cleaning up.

 

[margohavefun]

My long distance girlfriend had just driven into town so we could spend time together. We were looking forward to an afternoon of sex but she was a little nervous since it'd been a while since we saw each other and after quite a long drive of eating just chocolate M&Ms we started making out. Keep in mind we're both into D/s, so later on in the afternoon I had her on her knees with her hands handcuffed behind her back and my cock in her mouth and my fingers in her hair. We had both talked about rough oral sex before and so I was a little rough using her mouth but definitely not super rough, as I was getting close I started pushing my cock further into her mouth and rougher. According to her after the fact she was trying to kind of close her throat so when I came she could keep in her mouth, the whole thing ended up where she puked on my cock all the M&Ms she had eaten before. She ended up crying over the whole thing and I comforted her and uncuffed her and went to clean up and after a brief respite we went back to our afternoon of sex and it ended up as a pretty good laugh.

A little while after this we were talking and she mentioned that later that evening when she had sucked my cock again she could still kind of smell her throw up, which I guess I did a disappointing job cleaning up.

Oh wow that's nasty... at least you got a laugh out of it! And a thank you from the general female population for being so sweet about it.

 

[FantasyXY]

Ooh I'll read it sometime...even if I'm a little suspicious of the words "unknowingly fingered" hahaha.

OK, bad choice of word order

I knew I was fingering her. She was really, really wet. What I didn't know was that she was another customer and that she didn't work there.

 

[atr5324]

Oh wow that's nasty... at least you got a laugh out of it! And a thank you from the general female population for being so sweet about it.

Lol, you're welcome. It wasn't that off putting to me to be honest, and its definitely a fetish for some, but clearly not her.

 

[QuantumJumping]

My long distance girlfriend had just driven into town so we could spend time together. We were looking forward to an afternoon of sex but she was a little nervous since it'd been a while since we saw each other and after quite a long drive of eating just chocolate M&Ms we started making out. Keep in mind we're both into D/s, so later on in the afternoon I had her on her knees with her hands handcuffed behind her back and my cock in her mouth and my fingers in her hair. We had both talked about rough oral sex before and so I was a little rough using her mouth but definitely not super rough, as I was getting close I started pushing my cock further into her mouth and rougher. According to her after the fact she was trying to kind of close her throat so when I came she could keep in her mouth, the whole thing ended up where she puked on my cock all the M&Ms she had eaten before. She ended up crying over the whole thing and I comforted her and uncuffed her and went to clean up and after a brief respite we went back to our afternoon of sex and it ended up as a pretty good laugh.

A little while after this we were talking and she mentioned that later that evening when she had sucked my cock again she could still kind of smell her throw up, which I guess I did a disappointing job cleaning up.

Those porn films you watch where the woman deep throats, well, she hasn't eaten or drank anything for four to five hours before the shoot. AND the actresses practice with a dildo EVERY DAY to keep the gag reflex down. It is their profession.
If you can run a mile in under four minutes ANY DAY OF THE YEAR tell me how much you train to do that. What? Can't do that? Duh! Then don't expect the average woman to deep throat ANY DAY OF THE YEAR ANY TIME OF THE DAY.
That is just foolish.
Welcome to reality.

 

[atr5324]

Those porn films you watch where the woman deep throats, well, she hasn't eaten or drank anything for four to five hours before the shoot. AND the actresses practice with a dildo EVERY DAY to keep the gag reflex down. It is their profession.
If you can run a mile in under four minutes ANY DAY OF THE YEAR tell me how much you train to do that. What? Can't do that? Duh! Then don't expect the average woman to deep throat ANY DAY OF THE YEAR ANY TIME OF THE DAY.
That is just foolish.
Welcome to reality.

Well that really wasn't the intention, we hadn't talked much about deep throat or trying it, I was just a little too rough.

 

[margohavefun]

OK, bad choice of word order

I knew I was fingering her. She was really, really wet. What I didn't know was that she was another customer and that she didn't work there.

Haha I understood you...only teasing.

 

[margohavefun]

Those porn films you watch where the woman deep throats, well, she hasn't eaten or drank anything for four to five hours before the shoot. AND the actresses practice with a dildo EVERY DAY to keep the gag reflex down. It is their profession.
If you can run a mile in under four minutes ANY DAY OF THE YEAR tell me how much you train to do that. What? Can't do that? Duh! Then don't expect the average woman to deep throat ANY DAY OF THE YEAR ANY TIME OF THE DAY.
That is just foolish.
Welcome to reality.

There's a difference, though. A lot of women can deep throat. Personally, I'm okay unless he stays there while he cums. That's too much for my reflexes to take.