"The Zodiac Killer" is really Dixon Carter Lee

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I present as my evidence this photo of him training for the art of deception:

Dixon Training!

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

So you are D.B. Cooper as well?

 

[crystalizedjoy]

Oddly enough, Dixon Carter Lee is also Elvis, Malcom X, and my mom.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

So you are D.B. Cooper as well?

Yes. But I've moved to Everwood. Shh.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Don't forget Josef Mengele and the REAL Boston Strangler.

 

[sunstruck]

I am Dixon Carter Lee.

 

[Carp]

I AM Dixon Carter Lee

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Can I be Spartacus, then?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I AM Minnie Pearl.

 

[sunstruck]

Can I be Spartacus, then?

Only if you wear the toga. Show me those knees baby!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

 

[sunstruck]

I AM Minnie Pearl.

Well HOoooooowwwwDI!

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Well HOoooooowwwwDI!

Buck Owens? How have you been? I see you got that operation.