The "You must choose!" thread

[Le Jacquelope]

http://www.youmustchoose.com

LOL

Ok does anyone have some original "you must choose" options?

Post 'em here!

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Hah! The "You must choose" of today at the website was a good one

Choose
a: A harem of 100 average looking men/women who will satisfy your every whim
b: The world's sexiest man/woman who will satisfy your every whim

Nevermind, of course, that looks do not define sexiness... but I chose B, and I was right! 65% so far

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Ouch! Buncha sickos!!!

From You Must Choose!

Regardless of your current relationship scenario, if you had the opportunity, and no one would ever know, would you have sex with a beautiful or handsome 16 year old?

The MAJORITY answered "Absolutely. I was old enough to know what I was doing at 16, and so would anyone else." (70%)

Damn. No wonder pedophilia is so hard to stop!

 

[sueanninct]

Hah! The "You must choose" of today at the website was a good one

Choose
a: A harem of 100 average looking men/women who will satisfy your every whim
b: The world's sexiest man/woman who will satisfy your every whim

Nevermind, of course, that looks do not define sexiness... but I chose B, and I was right! 65% so far

For different people, it would depend on how important looks were to them. Also, unless she's a robot, she's going to get tired sooner or later. A harem would outlast 1 person.

Decisions, decisions, decisions...

 

[Le Jacquelope]

For different people, it would depend on how important looks were to them. Also, unless she's a robot, she's going to get tired sooner or later. A harem would outlast 1 person.

Decisions, decisions, decisions...

Well neither one of 'em are robots, so she just might outlast the guy.

 

[69Muffin]

LT!!!! How are ya hon? Great thread and what a hysterical site! Damn thing is f'n addictive! Now I have to come up with one of my own for ya. Give me a bit, I'll think of something good.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

LT!!!! How are ya hon? Great thread and what a hysterical site! Damn thing is f'n addictive! Now I have to come up with one of my own for ya. Give me a bit, I'll think of something good.

I've been okay. Did you see the big hunk'a meat I cooked for July 4? My neighbors consumed all my fraggin food but they left me some roast duck

Now I'm enjoying a giant chuck roll. Once again I've given a quarter of it to a friend.
(At least I got back three lobster tails and some blueberry cheesecake!)

How was your 4th?

 

[sueanninct]

Well neither one of 'em are robots, so she just might outlast the guy.

Sounds like an interesting competition!

 

[redrider4u]

Cool site LT.

Here's an (I think original)

a. Spend your life with a wonderful, loving, sexy, understanding lover on line

b. Spend your life with a hateful, mean, vengeful lover in real life

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Sounds like an interesting competition!

Not if you're the one I get in option B.

 

[69Muffin]

I've been okay. Did you see the big hunk'a meat I cooked for July 4? My neighbors consumed all my fraggin food but they left me some roast duck

Now I'm enjoying a giant chuck roll. Once again I've given a quarter of it to a friend.
(At least I got back three lobster tails and some blueberry cheesecake!)

How was your 4th?

Yummmmmmmmy.....lobster tail and blueberry cheesecake!! Two of my favorites! You're too good to your neighbors tho!

My 4th was great hon, thanks for asking. The weekend was way to short, don't you think?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Yummmmmmmmy.....lobster tail and blueberry cheesecake!! Two of my favorites! You're too good to your neighbors tho!

My 4th was great hon, thanks for asking. The weekend was way to short, don't you think?

Nope, it hasn't ended yet for me
I'm on a 2 week vacation!!

 

[69Muffin]

Nope, it hasn't ended yet for me
I'm on a 2 week vacation!!

Oh you BRAT! I'm soooooooo jealous! Waaaaaaahttp://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/q/bawling.gif I wanna be on vacation too!

Mine doesn't start till 7/28 so I'm counting the days!

 

[sueanninct]

Not if you're the one I get in option B.

The interesting thing about a competition like that is that there are no losers, only winners.

 

[CatEyes]

Hah! The "You must choose" of today at the website was a good one

Choose
a: A harem of 100 average looking men/women who will satisfy your every whim
b: The world's sexiest man/woman who will satisfy your every whim

Nevermind, of course, that looks do not define sexiness... but I chose B, and I was right! 65% so far

I would pick option A.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Oh you BRAT! I'm soooooooo jealous! Waaaaaaahttp://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/q/bawling.gif I wanna be on vacation too!

Mine doesn't start till 7/28 so I'm counting the days!

So whatcha got planned for your vacation?

 

[69Muffin]

So whatcha got planned for your vacation?

We're still working on it, but I'm definitely spending it with my honey! Woooohoooo! We're talking about going out on his boat and just spending more time together than we ever get! I can't wait!

 

[Le Jacquelope]

We're still working on it, but I'm definitely spending it with my honey! Woooohoooo! We're talking about going out on his boat and just spending more time together than we ever get! I can't wait!

Hey, congrats!
Tell us all about it when ya get back

 

[69Muffin]

Bump

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Bump

Hey did ya enjoy your vacation?
By the way, if you're ever out west and come through San Francisco, there's this one place called Chocolate Heaven that I visited this last Friday, at Pier 39...... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

 

[69Muffin]

Hey did ya enjoy your vacation?
By the way, if you're ever out west and come through San Francisco, there's this one place called Chocolate Heaven that I visited this last Friday, at Pier 39...... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Hey hon. I haven't gone on vacation yet. It's not till the last week of July.

San Fran is somewhere I've always wanted to go, so believe me if I ever make it out there I'll let you know. Chorolate Heaven hm? Sounds tremendous!

 

[nymphette]

Ouch! Buncha sickos!!!

From You Must Choose!





The MAJORITY answered "Absolutely. I was old enough to know what I was doing at 16, and so would anyone else." (70%)

Damn. No wonder pedophilia is so hard to stop!

Being attracted to someone 16 years of age does not make you a pedophile. Acting on these feelings might be illegal in some states, but I would say it's perfectly normal to be attracted to someone of that age.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Being attracted to someone 16 years of age does not make you a pedophile. Acting on these feelings might be illegal in some states, but I would say it's perfectly normal to be attracted to someone of that age.

Well as I said, people think that until it's their own kid.

Muffie: just make sure you hit the Bowflex before and after you visit there. Just breathing in deep will add 2/3 pounds to ya

 

[nymphette]

Well as I said, people think that until it's their own kid.

You mean when I have kids the ability to properly use words will escape me? Perhaps you misunderstood me. I wasn't trying to debate with you what the age of consent should be.

A pedophile is an adult who desires to have sex with prepubescent children. Pedophilia is considered a mental disorder. An adult who is sexually attracted to a teenager does not have a mental disorder. While it might be immoral or illegal to act on these feelings, it is not aberrant to have these feelings. I would guess that almost all men have been attracted to someone who is under the age of 18.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You mean when I have kids the ability to properly use words will escape me? Perhaps you misunderstood me. I wasn't trying to debate with you what the age of consent should be.

The age of consent is 18 (although it is apparently 14 in states like Hawaii). Mess with someone under the age of consent in your state/country, or publish pornography with someone under 18, and all the debates in the world won't matter.

You do know what prisoners do to people convicted of statutory rape, no?