🎃 Read Us A Story: Spooky Edition 🎃

[JustAnotherFlower]

So, apparently @SalaciousMonkey22 and @lavendersilk tossed around the idea of making a spooky audio thread, but neither of them would take the lead... So, here I am.. a person uninvolved in the original plot acting as a ghost writer for their ideas.

What do we do with this thread: That's easy, Jimmy/Jenny, you find a spooky story and read it aloud for all of us aurally inclined folks to soak in and enjoy.

What material can be read: Anything that pertains to Halloween, scares, spookiness, ghosts, goblins, etc. Heck, tell us about your own ghostly experiences, if you're so inclined to.

Can it be sexy: I guess?!?! I just work here.

I'll post something later tonight...maybe.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Perfect! Thanks @JustAnotherFlower

Here’s some silly pics I found today to set some vibes. I do love me the Headless Horseman.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

*waits for scary story time*

I have the least scary voice. Otherwise I would chip in.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*waits for scary story time*

I have the least scary voice. Otherwise I would chip in.

I don’t believe you. And anyway, might make it scarier!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

The Whispermen.
And yes, I whispered to recite it.

 

[lavendersilk]

The Whispermen.
And yes, I whispered to recite it.

I love it! So fucking good!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I love it! So fucking good!

Your turn.

I can't find the southern gothic prompts that I usually read every year. The ones talking of eyes in the corn, of death signs in the starlings flight, and the county sheriff who has been in office longer than anyone remembers.

Edited to add- I found it.
Kentucky Gothic.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

 

[lavendersilk]

Here is my scratchy, tired, recording of

A Ghost Story by Mark Twain

I apologize if I've mispronounced some words. The ending is an explanation of the inspiration for the story.

https://voca.ro/18gCK09ClALj

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ghost Stories from Stumptown.

https://voca.ro/1f0iydQRlyB6

Cathedral Park

 

[vagrantx]

The Whispermen.
And yes, I whispered to recite it.

I was bracing the entire time expecting a jump-scare shriek or something... now I've got that same unsatisfied feeling you get when you're waiting for a sneeze that never comes.

Brilliant. Thank you for whispering to us

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

https://voca.ro/16CQaQzK07Wl

 

[SWR101]

https://voca.ro/1mQqftDGtmtO

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

https://voca.ro/1mQqftDGtmtO

I think.. your recording is possessed..

 

[SWR101]

I think.. your recording is possessed..

Like I said, bad signal in the office!

I’ll re-record later

 

[SWR101]

Like I said, bad signal in the office!

I’ll re-record later

Or is the building actually haunted….

I doubt it, we have gallons of holy water in this place…

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Or is the building actually haunted….

I doubt it, we have gallons of holy water in this place…

I was thinking gremlins...

 

[TheMrBurns]

https://voca.ro/1hVARjk15afQ

 

[lavendersilk]

https://voca.ro/1hVARjk15afQ

That ghost story was so dad, that it asked if I planned on going out dressed like that and made me change my outfit.

 

[Starscream_UK]

It's a pity my voice is fucking awful as I've written many little spooky stories over the years, both fictional and non-fiction.

Actually, I need to get on with sorting out some for this Halloween, just need to finish up some stuff with chicks in alien symbiotic suits & vengeful killer nuns...

 

[SmokingFap]

So, apparently @SalaciousMonkey22 and @lavendersilk tossed around the idea of making a spooky audio thread, but neither of them would take the lead... So, here I am.. a person uninvolved in the original plot acting as a ghost writer for their ideas.

What do we do with this thread: That's easy, Jimmy/Jenny, you find a spooky story and read it aloud for all of us aurally inclined folks to soak in and enjoy.

What material can be read: Anything that pertains to Halloween, scares, spookiness, ghosts, goblins, etc. Heck, tell us about your own ghostly experiences, if you're so inclined to.

Can it be sexy: I guess?!?! I just work here.

I'll post something later tonight...maybe.

Should I use my Christopher Walken voice or my Owen Wilson voice?

 

[TXRafe]

The Tell-Tale Heart - Edgar Allen Poe

https://voca.ro/1oqKVsdnSy6M

 

[SmokingFap]

The Tell-Tale Heart - Edgar Allen Poe

https://voca.ro/1oqKVsdnSy6M

I was going to do The Raven as Owen Wilson...

 

[Starscream_UK]

Should I use my Christopher Walken voice or my Owen Wilson voice?

There's a version of The Shadow Over Innsmouth by The Atlanta Theatre Company that sounds like Donald Sutherland in the lead role - bloody brilliant. It's on YouTube, although I've got the CD of it from the early 90s.