The World's Funniest Joke
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Purple Haze
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Two guys come out of a bar and see a dog on the sidewalk licking his balls.
"I wish I could do that."
"Maybe you should pet him first." (rimshot)
"I wish I could do that."
"Maybe you should pet him first." (rimshot)
Purple Haze
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Helen Keller fell off a cliff, screamed her hands off.
YoungGun69
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A priest a rabbi and the pope walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says.."is this a joke"
The bartender looks up and says.."is this a joke"
SGTBIGDOG420
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Why dont the blind sky dive?
It scares the hell out of the dog.
Why is it you never see blind people at nudist colanies? Hmmmm
It scares the hell out of the dog.
Why is it you never see blind people at nudist colanies? Hmmmm
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Man walks into a bar...say's Ouch! 
Debbie
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A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate.
All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was having a wee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was having a wee and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago.
A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mom, "I know what happened, you were having a wee and a bullet came out." And the boy says, "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"
All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was having a wee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was having a wee and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago.
A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mom, "I know what happened, you were having a wee and a bullet came out." And the boy says, "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"
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